Hadrian's Cycleway

Every time a regime builds a historic wall someone else comes along many years later and wants to turn it into a
bike route.  The Berlin Wall, the Great Wall of China and the Iron Curtain have all had their
share of bicycle enthusiasts lobbying for heritage trails along their routes.  Just recently, another famous wall
has been claimed by bicyclists: Hadrian’s Wall. 

Stretching from one coast of present-day England to the other, the wall was built by the emperor Hadrian, ruler of
the Roman Empire from 117-138 AD.  He built it to serve as the northernmost border of the empire, as well as to
prevent Scottish tribes from invading Britannia.  Much of the wall remains today and in 1987 it was named a UNESCO World Heritage Site. 

As of this month, the region will once again witness foreign invaders.  Dressed in their bright yellow jerseys
and black stretch pants, these modern day road warriors will be somewhat reminiscent of the ancient Scottish Picts who painted themselves blue
before going to battle. 

The newly built “Hadrian’s Cycleway,”
which stretches 170 miles along the wall route, is now open for business.  Although about 25% of is still unpaved,
it remains a superb trek through history.  Make sure to bring your blue body paint to really make an impression on
the locals. 

 

Biking Across America

Can’t
believe we almost missed this incredible, well executed and inspiring piece on grabbing your bike and making the big
trip across America featured in USA Today a few days back.
Sure, I’m not a huge bike enthusiast, but there’s no denying reading this makes me want to go the distance on two
wheels of my own. The writer, Calvin Woodward covers practically everything you might want to know to make your own cross-country bike fantasy
come true. Things like cost, current fitness level, fear factors, emotions, routes, gear accommodation, and tours are
all covered. If for some reason you are a biker and not convinced you, yourself can make the same journey for ‘x’
amount of reasons/excuses make sure you check out Woodward’s photo gallery to catch sight of all you
could very well be missing and more. With spring only a few days away I’d say it’s start time to planning.

No Nude Racing?

And just when you were packing your bags and heading
to Kiwiland for the great nude bicycle
race
….it’s been called off. Well almost.

Alas, where can one have a good race in the buff these days
without the prude police, or in this case the actual police, stepping in to ruin all the fun? San Francisco, I guess,
is the last place on earth. OK, maybe not. But here’s the rub.

Turns out the Mayor John Hurley of the
Tasman District wanted to put the ix-nay on ude-nay cycling. Why? Because the nude riders don’t wear helmets on their
heads…or any place else for that matter. Locals have objected because they like nude racers in their hood…and who
wouldn’t, especially in fit New Zealand? It would be another matter entirely if the race were held in, say Iowa.
(just kidding Iowans. I’m just messing with you.)

So it looks for now like the race went ahead this Sunday,
as about 100 people participated in the "clothing optional" race around Golden Bay on the southern tip of New
Zealand’s South Island.

Why do people ride in the nude? Well, have you ever done it? Then you’d know. The
cool sea air blowing twist your privies. Nothing quite like it. Oh, and then there’s the whole environmental
thing…that they ride for safe cycling and alternative energy. Yeah right.

Red Corner: The Ho Chi Minh Trail on Motorbike

I’m not too big on motorcycles but was rather enthralled with an article I ran across on Bloomberg.com in which columnist Mark Gilbert jumped on a bike and toured the Ho Chi Minh Trail in Vietnam.

Gilbert writes about a friendly motorcycle gang in the town of Da Lat called the Easy Riders who have become the hottest way to travel through Vietnam. For $50-60 a day they drop you on the back of a Honda motorcycle and roar off to locations you’d never reach on your own or with a tour group. I spent time in Vietnam 10 years ago and longed for such an opportunity, but the tourist infrastructure didn’t exist at the time and I had to settle for public transport instead.

Vietnam is still a very backward country and Gilbert convinces us that the best way to navigate its poor roads and eek the very best out of a Vietnam vacation is on the back of a motorbike. His journey took him past remote hill tribes, silkworm farmers and fishermen hauling in the day’s electrocuted catch with the aid of a car battery strapped on their backs. Vietnam remains a very strange place indeed.

OutTraveler.com

Now I honestly haven’t a clue how I
ended up at OutTraveler.com. For one I like men and
I must say the chiseled, toned, and very visually appealing hunks featured in the stories on travel destinations like
Istanbul, Austin and the Galapagos Islands surely might be my type, yet the only problem is I’m not theirs. If you
haven’t guessed by now OutTraveler doesn’t refer to just being out in the woods, but more so about being out of the
closet. Perhaps you needn’t be in or out of the closet to read the travel suggestions in the current online spring
edition, but for the most part Out Traveler boasts themselves as being the standard of Gay travel. I took a moment to
read the piece on Istanbul, an area I’ve wanted to visit
for quite sometime to see what the column recommends for the extremely liberal traveler in Turkey’s most popular city.
What caught my attention most was the rating system used which rates things like: gay-friendliness, domestic
partnerships, adoption laws, anti-discrimination laws, HIV info and the Gay scene. Not my average travel guide for
sure, but I’m sure this information comes in handy to somebody out there. (No pun intended.)