In defense of Texas

As travelers often observe, one of the first questions you usually hear from other travelers is, “Where are you from?” Even if it’s asked out of simple curiosity, the answer has a way of coloring people’s perceptions. If you’re German, you must be disciplined and efficient. If you’re Australian, you’re probably a hard-partying surfer dude. Or Crocodile Dundee. And so on.

The above stereotypes are unfair and inaccurate, but they’re also relatively benign. Answer that you’re an American abroad, however, and you will often be naturally presumed to hold the same political beliefs as do the leaders of your country. You probably support the war, you own a gun, and you’re arrogant or unconcerned with the rest of the world.

These generalizations are no more accurate than those about Germany and Australia, but they’re a little more deleterious. I’ve heard people plainly admit to me, after learning that I’m American, that “they don’t like Americans.” That’s not exactly the best starting-off point for a friendship.

If one state in the Union seems to stand for all the others– abroad anyway– it might be Texas. Over at World Hum, Sophia Dembling talks about the difficulties of “traveling while Texan.” She addresses the hypocrisy of those who eschew visiting the conservative Lone Star State because of its political leanings:

“I am exasperated when people who travel happily to Cuba, China, Saudi Arabia and other nations with suspect human rights and political attitudes and behaviors say they don’t want to go to Texas because our electoral college falls to the right.”

She continues: “Yes, death penalty. Yes, George W. Bush. Yes, Jasper. But also Ann Richards, Molly Ivins, Barbara Jordan, Kinky Friedman. Even LBJ. Texans don’t all suck, my left-wing Texaphobic friends.”

The irony is, perhaps, that while some left-leaning folks fancy themselves more worldly and open-minded than those on the right, their preconceptions about people who live in rural areas, or certain states, are often elitist and flat-out wrong.

For instance, I attended a small liberal arts college in the rural Midwest, where some supposedly liberal students would openly mock the “townies” and “rednecks” that apparently populated the town surrounding our school. It took years for these same people to learn, if they ever learned it at all, that the people they once derided as unsophisticated and backwards are actually not much different from themselves.

Read Dembling’s excellent article at World Hum here.

The most delayed airports in the world

Living in the Midwest, I do all I can to avoid scheduling flights in and out of O’Hare Airport in Chicago. I’m always hearing nightmare stories from other travelers, particularly during the holidays, about flights that were either delayed or cancelled altogether. So perhaps it should provide some comfort– but it doesn’t– to read an article about the world’s most-delayed airports, and see that O’Hare barely gets a mention.

The country that wins the dubious honor of having the most-delayed airports is, somewhat surprisingly, Brazil. Brasilia International Airport is the worst in the world for on-time departures, with about 27% of all flights leaving on time. Airports in Sao Paolo (41%) and Congenhas (43%) are only slightly better. Other notoriously late airports worldwide include those in Cairo, Beijing, Mumbai, and Charles de Gaulle in Paris– Europe’s worst.

In the US, three New York-area airports are singled out for their late arrivals: LaGuardia, Newark, and the worst, JFK, with about 40% of its flights late.

Needless to say, if you’re traveling through any of the above airports, bring a magazine. If you’re traveling through Brazil, bring Tolstoy.

Whole thing here.

The real Great Wall, and how to get there

The girl in the photo is my girlfriend, in the process of slowly freezing to death on the Great Wall. We were stuck in a snowstorm with the nearest hikers miles away. And that path? Yep, it’s as narrow as it looks, and I’m not exaggerating here, but one slip, and you’ll be falling a few hundred meters down straight cliffs.

Yet that hike at Simatai has been one of the most fun adventures we’ve taken. Why? We got to experience the real wall (which is rapidly crumbling), avoided the masses of tourists (see this ridiculous shot at Badaling, the most over-touristed section of the wall), and the climb was actually strenuous in parts.

We had such a blast that we returned to the wall a few months later, this time to Jiankou (translated as the “arrowhead”), the steepest section of the 3,000 mile Great Wall. Here, we camped in one of the watch-towers for a night, which I’m sure is not exactly legal, and hiked an untouched part of the wall that has been almost covered with dense vegetation. Here’s some info about hiking to Simatai and Jiankou. Backpackers in Beijing and hostels will also have more info for you (it’s a bit strange that Westerners will actually know more about the “wild” Great Wall than the local Chinese).

This gallery has photos from both trips.

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Where to find the cheapest airfare

Over at BootsnAll, Roger Wade asks a question of great interest to travelers: “Which airfare site is the cheapest?” Comparing five traditional airfare sites along with two aggregators– Kayak and Sidestep— Wade comes up with six different “test itineraries” and makes some rather surprising findings.

For the most part, the sites’ prices were pretty close together, but Priceline tied for the cheapest fare four of the six times and found the cheapest fare outright the other two. It was followed closely behind by the aggregators, Sidestep and Kayak.

I’ve always trusted Kayak in the past for finding the cheapest fares, and I especially like to play with the site’s “Buzz” feature, which allows you to look at other users’ searches and see the best fares they’ve discovered. Kayak’s straightforward design and functionality ensure that I’ll still rely on it for finding fares, but in the future, I’m not going to book a flight without first looking at Priceline too.

Sarkozy sues Ryanair over (cheesy) ad

There is never a dull moment with the current French president, is there. While the ex-French president Francois Mitterrand liked to keep his affairs private, Nicolas Sarkozy likes the spotlight. The only thing stopping him from becoming a total French stud, “le stud”, is a supermodel wrapped around him. Oh wait, he has managed to find one of those, too.

The drama of the week is this. Sarkozy and his ex-supermodel girlfriend Carla Bruni are suing the low-cost carrier Ryanair over a picture of the two of them used in a Ryanair ad in Le Parisien. Bruni is demanding 500,000 Euro (Which is apparently how much she normally charges for a photo. Isn’t she an EX-supermodel?) The modest Sarkozy is willing to settle for 1 Euro. I mean, the president can’t seem greedy. He is, after all, a man of principles.

Ryanair has apologized and offered to donate 5,000 Euro to a charity of Sarkozy’s choice. Let’s see, how about donating some to the Midlife Crisis Helpline?

(Per Reuters, the cartoon bubble above Bruni, the scion of a rich Italian industrial dynasty, says: “With Ryanair, my whole family can come to my wedding.”)