Lovely Bones: The East Bohemian Bone Church

When I got off the train in a barren-looking town in eastern Bohemia, I was initially alarmed. Communist-era apartment blocks rose to the sky and broken down cars from the ’70s were plopped in front of houses. It wasn’t supposed to look like this.


I was in Kutna Hora (or, more accurately, its neighboring town, Sedlec). Thirty miles east of Prague, this east Bohemian town (and its ugly sibling, Sedlec) has become a fairly common day trip for travelers. But only just recently did it get attention from the mainstream travel press when the New York Times travel section ran an article about it. Gadling, too, has cast its gaze upon this east Bohemian town.

The Czech town’s short brush with wealth came with the discovery of silver, making it for a time in the late-Middle Ages, the mint of Europe. In the process, the wealthy citizens built a massive Gothic cathedral-St. Barbara’s, which could rival any in Europe when it comes to gothic splendor-a network of cobblestone streets, and a number of late-Gothic and Renaissance houses. But that’s not exactly what draws so many people here.

It’s all about the bone church. Lovely bones, in fact. The Church of All Saints Ossuary boasts an interior that’s decorated with the bones of 40,000 human skeletons.

[Flickr photo thanks to CxOxS]

But besides the stark surroundings, the only humans in sight when I stepped off the train were three tracksuit-wearing guys standing on the street in front of the station drinking beer. I asked the one with the smallest mullet if he knew where to find the bone church. Instead of giving me verbal directions or pointing, he began urinating all over the street. His friends roared with laughter. Since there was no one else around to ask, I presumed he was urinating the right direction.

I walked down the lonely tree-lined street, past the Phillip Morris complex of buildings (the largest tobacco factory in Central Europe) and, following a couple signs and zigzagging my way through Sedlec’s underwhelming streets, I was there. After cutting through the cemetery (which surrounds the ossuary), I paid the entrance fee to the hunched over, babushka-clad lady at the door. The first sight inside the church was a row of skulls that formed a gothic arch along the wall in front of me. Below it, a stairway led to the capacious main room. Its centerpiece was a huge chandelier, made up of–you guessed it–bones. In fact, every bone in the human body is represented in the fixture. Eight skulls–each with a femur bone in its mouth–ringed the chandelier where normally the lights might be. Ersatz platters of pelvis bones supported the skulls. Leg bones dangled like fringe. Finger bones stuck out toward the top. Rising up from the ground, four slender pyramids, circling the chandelier, displayed more skulls. On top of the four columns, porcelain, pink-cheeked cherubs looked eternally playful, creating a slightly disturbing contrast between angelic youth and death.

In the four corner chapels, massive 12-foot mounds of carefully stacked bones formed a bell shape. Amazingly, the bones here are not held together by anything. Tunnels, about a foot high, run through the middle of the mounds and lights inside allow you to see how the interlocked the bones are.

Meanwhile, about a dozen people wandered around the nave like zombies, silent except to occasionally whisper things like, “holy shit…”

Which is sort of how all this got started. The year was 1278. An abbot returned from Jerusalem (where he was on a diplomatic mission for King Otakar II of Bohemia) bringing back a sack of holy soil from Golgotha, the supposed site of Christ’s crucifixion. He sprinkled the soil around the cemetery–the one I’d just traipsed through–and soon word spread. Before long, corpses were being delivered from everywhere in Europe, so they could be buried in the soil that came from Golgotha. Then the plague hit. By 1318, there were 30,000 bodies under the ground. Two centuries later, a group of monks began the unenviable task of unearthing the earliest graves to make room for new bodies.

But what to do with all the bones? That’s where a half-blind monk comes in. Put in charge of finding a place for the calcified human remains, he placed them in a room under the church. In 1784 Austrian emperor Franz Joseph II disbanded the monasteries and the church and cemetery fell into the hands of the noble Schwarzenberg family. The bones sat peacefully untouched until 1870, when the family hired a woodcarver, Frantisek Rint, to make a “pleasing arrangement,” as they requested.

Rint went to work, first sterilizing and bleaching the bones and then decorating the church. A few million bones later, the ossuary was complete: rows of skulls, a chandelier, four massive bell-shaped mounds, an anchor, and, in tribute to his employers, a Schwarzenberg coat of arms-all made of bones, all illuminated by the light cast through Gothic windows. Rint had created a macabre masterpiece. He finished by adding his name-in arm and hand bones-on the wall by the stairs.

Afterward I strolled around Kutna Hora, visiting the massive Gothic cathedral and the town’s other attractions. But after the bone church, nothing really compares. Not even the track suit wearing guys, who I saw again later that day at the train station. Feeling that I’d seen enough bones for one day, I tried walking past them quietly where they were now sprawled out on the sidewalk. “Did you find it?” one asked in grossly slurred Czech. I replied simply by nodding my head. “Do you want to know how to get back to Prague?” another one blurted out, after taking a mighty swig of his beer.

As they laughed and laughed, I could hear the train coming. I ran to catch it, satisfied with my visit to Kutna Hora, but fearing for the lost-looking tourists who were just getting off the train.

New photography book on food and travel profiles meals around the world

There are a few key things that unite mankind, one of which is the need to eat. Whether the act itself is one of indulgence or subsistence is largely a cultural and geographic, and not just economic, issue. It’s this dichotomy that forms the theme for a fascinating new addition to the food and travel book genre.

What I Eat: Around the World in 80 Diets
is the work of photographer Peter Menzel and writer Faith d’Aluisio. The duo traveled to 30 countries to profile 80 vastly different people and the “food that fuels them over the course of a single day.” Each profile features extreme examples of the subject’s diet and caloric intake, rather than a daily average, and provides a window into world foods we might not otherwise be aware of.

The authors also note on their website, “While we have been diligent about providing cultural context and geographic relevance in each of our stories, the people profiled represent only themselves and no one person, or even five, can represent an entire country. Please use this work to further your exploration and understanding of the world.”

Profiles include a Maasai herder in an extreme drought in Kenya’s Great Rift Valley, a Bangladeshi seamstress, a Latvian beekeeper, a Minnesotan teen who works in a mall, a Mexican rancher, and a Tennessee man who is a candidate for obesity surgery.

You can see a slideshow of sixteen of the book’s subjects on Time’s website, here.

My year in adventure travel: a look back and a look forward

Happy Boxing Day everybody! As I sit here stuffed with my mother-in-law’s cooking after a traditional Spanish Christmas, I’m thinking back on all my travels in 2010 and looking forward to 2011. One of the best parts about my travel year has been sharing it all with you. I love the comments you’ve sent suggesting sites to see and trails to take, and was especially amazed by the outpouring of support I got from Ethiopians and Somalis for my series on their countries.

Early in the year I took my wife on a road trip in Ethiopia for our tenth anniversary. I have always wanted to go there and it didn’t disappoint. A combination of nice people, good food, awesome coffee, and tons of historical and archaeological sites shot it right to the top of my list of favorite destinations. So much so, in fact, that we’re going back in 2011! We haven’t finalized our plans, but we’ll be doing another road trip to a different part of the country and then I’ll spend a month or so in Harar, a fascinating city I want to learn more about. So expect a series about Ethiopia in 2011, including at least one trek to a certain remote castle in the rugged Ethiopian highlands.

Harar is the gateway to Somaliland, an emerging nation that has broken away from the chaos in the rest of Somalia. My two weeks there shattered every preconception I had about the region. Somalilanders are working hard to build a peaceful nation in a region notorious for war and corruption. Since they aren’t recognized as a country, they’re receiving very little assistance from the outside world. I’m proud that my series of articles helped in a small way to publicize their efforts.

As regular readers will know, I always celebrate my birthday with a long-distance hike. When I turned forty I hiked the Hadrian’s Wall National Trail. This year for my 41st I hiked the East Highland Way, Scotland’s newest trail. For my 42nd (moan) I plan to return to Scotland. I’m not sure where I’ll go, so I’m hoping one of you can help me decide. I want a hike of about a hundred miles over beautiful but rough terrain, with a steady diet of historical and archaeological attractions. Any ideas?

All these wanderings really filled up my hard drive. The gallery features some photos that didn’t make it into the original series. I hope you like them.

There were some less-adventurous trips in 2010, such as exploring the tombs of Rome, the sights of Yorkshire, and the legend of Jesse James. I’ve also had plenty of wonderful armchair adventure travel courtesy of my fellow Gadlingers. Two of my favorite series have been Andrew Evans’ amazing trip around Greenland that left me green with envy, and Catherine Bodry’s exploration of Yunnan, China, graced with her beautiful photos.

It’s been a wonderful year with a great team and great readers. I’m looking forward to 2011!

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How to find a good cruise travel agent

There are basically three ways to book a cruise. Do it yourself online, call the cruise line or use a travel agent. There are pros and cons to any of those methods but in the long-run, using a good travel agent reaps the greatest rewards. The big trick is finding a good one.

“A competent travel adviser can be your greatest asset when you’re planning a trip” says consumer advocate Chris Elliott. “Good travel agents have an edge over almost any other seller of travel. They know what you want. They speak your language.”

But how to go about finding one of these good agents is the trick. Consider these suggestions to help with the hunt:

Attitude check
Start by getting your head in the right place. To get the most out of a travel agent, you and that agent need to be working on a long-term business relationship that will benefit you far into the future. If you think along those critical lines, you already eliminate a whole lot of travel agents who are just in it for the commission.

Make a list and check it twice
Asking friends and family, maybe business associates, who they use is a great way to find a potential candidate. If you work for a large company that has a travel desk or uses one exclusive agency, that might be a good place to start also.

Engage
Start by asking questions of potential agents. “Are you certified?”, “How long have you been selling cruises? and other revealing questions are a must.

Test the waters
One of the big advantages of using a travel agent is saving time but a spending a little time up front locating that good agent is worth it.

At some point, you have to take the leap to using a travel agent. Try it on a simple booking you might have done online by yourself in the past. See first-hand if that agent comes through with a better value and overall better travel experience.

If they do, you have found your agent. If not, keep looking. The benefits of finding an agent right for you that produces good results is worth the investment of your time.

Flickr photo by jonworth

Two sublime day trips from London

A few days into a recent 8-day trip to London I was spent. This followed Portobello Road and Covent Garden shopping sprees, a delicious Guinness-oyster pie at Borough Market, a night of clubbing in Shoreditch (the masterful DJ Carl Craig spun at Plastic People), and a day of intensive art immersion (including Christian Marclay’s excellent film “The Time” at the White Cube gallery). The perfect palliative to minding too many gaps and aching blistered dogs proved to be two sublime daytrips.

The picturesque medieval town of Lewes, about an hour south of London, is set on a hill above the River Ouse. Its winding cobblestone streets, lined with locavore-minded restaurants, traditional pubs serving locally-brewed ales, unique boutiques and antiquarians, lead up to the ruins of an 11th century Norman Castle. The town’s charms have attracted many, including Virginia Woolf, American patriot Thomas Paine, and the Rolling Stones’ Charlie Watts, but my primary motivation for this jaunt was timing.

Each November fifth, for the past 405 years, Lewes has celebrated the fire-filled British holiday of Guy Fawkes Night with more fervor and pageantry than anywhere in the U.K. The evening’s incendiary bacchanalia includes throngs of torch-wielding and elaborately-costumed marchers, young men racing through town towing barrels of burning tar, whole roasted pigs on spits and massive bonfires. The holiday, which commemorates a foiled-attempt in 1605 to overthrow the British Government (and is rooted in ancient pagan rituals), is like nothing you will find in London.

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The best way to take-in the Cotswolds is by car, which you can easily rent in the nearby town of Oxford. Driving on the left side for most Americans is certainly a challenge; but not nearly as treacherous as avoiding the brightly plumed pheasants swooping down kamikaze-like towards my oncoming windshield. My route along the northern half of the area’s famed Romantic Road provided an excellent overview. This included stops in Woodstock where I glimpsed the grand Blenheim Palace; Grand Tew, a speck of a village (pop. 152) with a 16th century pub; Bourton-on-the-Water, a.k.a. “The Venice of the Cotswolds;” and the wondrous Broadway Tower, a small 18th century castle that once served as a refuge for Arts & Crafts movement founder William Morris.

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In the last decade the Cotswolds, much like the Hamptons, have become a haven for London’s boldface names. The likes of Lily Allen, Damien Hirst, Kate Winslet and Stella McCartney regularly come here to escape London’s bustle and recharge their batteries. There’s no reason lesser-known individuals on extended urban safaris can’t do the same-it certainly made my Indian food in Islington the next evening that much tastier.

GETTING THERE:
God save the Queen, and London to be sure, but for excursions outside the sprawling capital, God save Britain’s National Rail. It is user friendly, affordable and surprisingly comfortable. You can easily purchase same-day round trip tickets. London’s Victoria Station to Lewes and back costs about $32; London Paddington to Oxford is $42. A rental car via EasyCar, a subsidiary of the low cost air-carrier EasyJet, cost about $75. The rental agency is located a block from the Oxford train station and operates through Avis.