Letter from Montenegro: See the coast, while you can


I am writing this from a balcony in Petrovac, Montenegro. It’s 9 a.m., the Adriatic Sea below me is refulgent in the sun and although it early there are already sunbathers out. Some have skin so brown it’s difficult to tell where their bodies end and the sand begins.

From this perch I also hear the din of construction.

If Montenegro had a soundtrack, it would be the steady sound of hammer, drill and saw. Nowhere is this more true than along Montenegro’s coast.

Since February I’ve been living in Montenegro, and during months of traveling in a country smaller than Connecticut I’ve had a pretty good vantage point from which to consider what is happening to the country’s coastline.

A lot of what you read about Montenegro’s coast is true. It is still relatively undiscovered, if you compare it to, say, Croatia, which is probably now past its peak as the place to go in the Mediterranean. It is cheap, again relatively speaking. It is stunningly beautiful in spots, too. But a lot of people arrive here expecting mile after mile of unspoiled coastline and soon realize, probably when sitting in traffic in Budva, inching along behind so many cement mixers and dump trucks, that this isn’t so.

The Montenegrins are rushing to develop their riviera in an alarmingly determined way, all with the aim of fueling the engines of tourism that are keeping this country afloat. From Herceg Novi in the north to Ulcinj in the south, new hotels are going up and huge condo developments are underway. Even here, in a small town that hugs a cove below a steep bowl of green mountain, men are working around the clock to renovate the old stone buildings along the waterfront and turn them into apartments. In the summer, this town of 1,400 swells to 20,000.

“It really is unbelievable,” says Pat Oates, who owns “The Old Stone House on the Adriatic,” where I am writing this. The house is really just a floor that he and his wife, also named Pat, have converted into a guest apartment. Oates has performed all of the renovation himself, a small job when considered against the backdrop of the dozen or so large scale projects he says are ongoing now in Petrovac. “And there’s another 20 or so smaller projects.”Petrovac is still a tiny place. Elsewhere along the coastline the development is happening on a much larger scale. You can easily imagine, say in five years, mile after mile of soulless hotels standing sentry where you once were able to pull off at the side of the road, walk down among pine and olive trees along a narrow dirt path, and find yourself alone at the sea. Montenegro has a while to go before becoming another Costa del Sol, but it’s getting there.

What’s interesting is that Montenegrins are having a direct hand in the coastline’s transformation. Russians have been buying up much of the local property simply by dangling small amounts of money in front of private land owners, who are poor. Those Russians are building elaborate seaside dachas and resorts. The Montenegrins are cashing the checks.

Young Montenegrins are especially concerned about this. Theirs is the first generation to really have to confront the double edge sword of tourism. They are fiercely proud of their country’s natural offerings – so many quote the country’s official slogan, “Wild Beauty,” you’d think they were all on the payroll of the Montenegro Tourism Board – and love the fact that foreigners want to visit. But they are upset at what they see as a land grab and of the growing geographical gap in the country. The coastline is what gets the visitors, so the government is investing heavily on infrastructure improvements; the north, no less dramatic in its scenery, does not get the visitors and thus communities there go without. “The south is very rich and the north is very poor. The government just pays attention to the south. It’s a big problem,” says Marko Latkovic, a student from Ulcinj.

I realize that I am painting the coast out to be one long construction zone. It isn’t that dramatic; there are still significant stretches of impressive, unmolested scenery. But it’s just that one feels it is only a matter of time till those stretches shrink in length and number.

It strikes me that Montenegro is folding its best hand. Tourists, bored with the overdeveloped and cruise ship-heavy Croatian coast, are heading farther south to escape the crowds and get something a little more natural. Montenegro in turn is rushing to cash in on that tourism, but by developing the coastline in a way that will one day resemble what tourists were trying to escape by arriving in the first place. Of course, the country needs some infrastructure to meet the demands of tourists. But shouldn’t planners be focusing on making Montenegro’s coast different than its neighbor to the north? I mentioned all this recently to a Montenegrin friend, Stevan Ulama, who lives in the coastal town of Sutomore. I said I was concerned. “Me too,” he said.

“You know, we are a new state, and we don’t yet have that many smart people in [tourism] and in the government. What we need is to have rules for this development. We don’t really have them,” he said.

Maybe Montenegro’s motto should really be “Wild Beauty – for now.”

Bolshoi in Russia: American celebrities aka hookers in Moscow?

Greetings from Moscow! Bolshoi in Russia is my variation on Big in Japan. (Bolshoi means “Big” in Russian. Get it?) Stay tuned for my live dispatches from Russia this week.

This sincerely made me laugh today.

At breakfast, I am sipping my morning coffee at a coffee shop, reading The Moscow Times. There it is in the classified section: an ad for an exclusive escort service featuring Jessica Simpson, I mean “Lena – 24 hours.”

Another two ads with pictures of two Victoria Secret models. They are retouched just enough to make you look twice, but there is no doubt it is them.

I guess you couldn’t really get away with stealing someone’s likeness in the LA Times, but hey, this is Moscow. Anything goes.

From Russia, with love.

Bolshoi in Russia: Is this the world’s ugliest statue or what?

Greetings from Moscow! Bolshoi in Russia is my variation on Big in Japan. (Bolshoi means “Big” in Russian. Get it?) Stay tuned for my live dispatches from Russia this week.

Moscow is an incredibly vibrant city. New buildings are popping up everywhere (and one can only hope they will soon cover a lot of the other buildings I’ve seen). Russian architecture is a mixed bag. There are some real gems, but a lot of it is just supposed to illustrate the greatness of Russia, and is simply horrific. (As most pieces illustrating the greatness of any nation typically are.)

Take this statue, for example. I honestly could not believe my eyes the first time I saw it. Smack in the middle of the river Moscow in downtown Moscow, there is Peter the Great, dressed in a Roman toga, clutching a golden scroll, while standing in a comparatively kid-sized boat, setting direction away from Moscow. Zurab Konstantines dze Tsereteli, a controversial Russian-Georgian artist completed it in 1986.

The worst part of it is, you can’t get away from it. It’s 94,5 meters (300 feet), twice the size of the Statue of Liberty. It’s the sixth tallest statue in the world. It’s pitch black and so monstrously outsized, it looks surreal.

From a lot of angles it even dwarfs the church behind it, Cathedral of Christ the Saviour, which is the tallest Eastern Orthodox church in the world. It has got an interesting history, too. First built in 1883, it was demolished in 1931, by order of Stalin‘s minister Kaganovich. Nikita Khrushchev later was transformed the site into a huge public swimming pool, the largest the world had ever seen. Only in 1994 did they start rebuilding the church. Although it looks old, it was completed in 2000 and, interestingly enough, it was built by the same architect who built the Peter the Great statue. I am telling you, you can’t get away from this guy in Moscow.

Which brings me to my question: What is the ugliest statue you have ever seen?

From Russia, with love.

The Olympic torch: A continuing saga

For the next three days, the Olympic torch is going no where. Starting today, it’s journey to Beijing was put on hiatus while China is having three-days of mourning to commemorate the losses caused by last week’s earthquake. After the torch’s trip up Mt. Everest–and its altered jaunt through San Francisco after being hustled into a van in Europe when protesters put it out a few times, the torch certainly seems to be capturing the highs and lows of the human struggle to survive and excel.

According to the news, just like the path the torch has taken, the Olympics might not look like what the Chinese originally planned. There may be a version with less hoopla.

As China struggles to deal with the catastrophe dealt by the earth’s movement, some shoddy building construction and bad luck, the torch’s symbolism seems all that more poignant. It might seem like who should care about a flame in the throes of such a disaster, but in a way, if the torch does make it to Beijing to signal the start off the summer games, it could be seen as representing more than its original intention.

When the torch changed hands in Australia on that sunny day the end of April, there wasn’t any inkling that the news in China would be so devastating three weeks later. When the torch appears in Beijing to light the big Olympic flame, perhaps it might have switched from a symbol of China’s might to one that highlights the perserverance of humanity despite the forces that might put us out.

Bolshoi in Russia: Moscow museum night is free (hence popular with hipsters)

Greetings from Moscow! Bolshoi in Russia is my variation on Big in Japan. (Bolshoi means “Big” in Russian. Get it?) Stay tuned for my live dispatches from Russia this week.

Moscow held their 11th annual Night of Museums (or Long Night of Museums) on Saturday, May 17. I haven’t seen as many people in one place since visiting China. I shouldn’t be surprised. It was, after all, a free event. The majority of life in Moscow is far from free.

Long Night of Museums, began in Berlin in 1997 as an attempt to bring more people into museums and art galleries, focusing on younger people who may not be regular museum-goers. Moscow, like 120 cities across Europe, now participates in Museum Night, holding free late-night museum and gallery open houses on the same day.

Saturday night was an interesting dichotomy for me. First, I went to the one of the galleries–Winzavod (ex-wine distillery turned into really hip industrial space, turned into gallery) and saw thousands of young hipsters roam around the galleries. You would never know whether you were in Moscow, New York or Paris. It dawned on me that hipsters are the most globalized group of people out there. Hipsters–through their attempt to differentiate themselves from the majority–look the same anywhere in the world.

After the Museum Night, I went to Opera, one of the most popular Russian clubs. It was like being in a completely different city. Moscow is like that. The “art people” never interact with the “club people”, who never interact with the Russian Orthodox “traditional” folks. It’s a different city depending on what clique you belong to. More so than in any other place I have seen.

From Russia, with love.