Exploring the Wineries and Casinos of Temecula, California: Part 2

My two-day trip to Temecula, California combined two of the world’s great sins: gambling and drinking.

Yesterday I posted about the Pala Casino, located just 20 minutes from Temecula and less than two hours from my home in Los Angeles. Today, we pick up the story Saturday morning after a night of gambling ($50 up!) and a rather greasy, all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet at the casino (Mmmm….. bacon…).

Temecula is just a short drive from the Pala Casino and by noon we were heading down Rancho California Road where more than a dozen wineries line the hills on either side of the street.

We stopped at the very first one, Thornton Winery, and were a little concerned when we couldn’t find a parking space. This was a bad sign. Although the winery was a beautiful French style Chateau built of stone, it was packed. People were everywhere, milling about, waiting in line for sit-down wine tasting, and otherwise giving this wonderful building a Disneyland sort of feel. This was not what wine tasting should be about. The crowds intimidated us, and we got in the car and drove to the next winery instead.

As we would learn, Temecula is not Napa Valley. Being such a short drive from Los Angeles and San Diego, the wineries can be quite packed on the weekends with a less sophisticated crowd than one would expect to find at a wine tasting (on the other hand, we did not miss the snooty, wine sniffing oenophiles one normally encounters in such places).

Sadly, so much of the crowd tended to be caravans of drinkers doing a pub crawl but with wineries instead. Limos and chauffeured vans trucked around obnoxious frat boys and other gaggles of drunken friends who turned too many of the wineries into nothing more than a loud bar.

That being said, some of the wineries were indeed mellower. Most were still a bit crowded and sometimes it was difficult to get room at the bar, but these were the ones that made the trip a great experience and still very worthwhile.

We spent the afternoon driving from one winery to the next, avoiding those with too many cars in front. Each set-up was similar; $8-10 bought you 6 small tastings and a free wine glass. I was surprised that only one of the wineries, Belle Vista Cilurzo, offered anything to eat with the wine–in this case, slices of salami or bits of chocolate. Otherwise, we were lucky to find crackers, or in most cases, nothing at all.

Because of the mass of people pouring through the wineries, very few of the pourers spent time telling you about the wine. For the most part, they simply told us what it was and then poured a small sip. They’d answer questions when asked, but the personable wine-maker who lingers over your tasting with a wealth of information about the vintage, bouquet, and other attributes just wasn’t here.

One of the exceptions was our last stop; Wiens Family Cellars. Wiens is a family owned winery and it was easy to tell. Many of the employees had name tags identifying themselves as part of the Wien family, but more importantly, they were more personable and more passionate about their product than most of the other places we had visited.

Wiens was also less crowded–perhaps because it was the furthest winery–and more spacious. And, it was a beautiful building. The main tasting room was airy, with high-ceilings and a homey, wooden décor. If you become a member of their club, you can also taste in the barrel room (above) – a cool barrel-lined room that further heightens the wine-tasting experience with just the proper touch of ambiance. It was the perfect place to finish a long day of wine tasting.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering about the wine itself in Temecula, it ran the gamut from terrible to phenomenal; the wonderful thing about wine tasting, however, is weeding out the good from the bad. I think we did a pretty decent job of it.

A Canadian In Beijing: International Condiments & Conversation

My first day in Beijing was spent in complete luxury at the Comfort Inn and Suites in downtown Beijing. I’ve stayed at a lot of Comfort Inns across Canada and the U.S., but let me say that I was surprised by the bellboys, marble entrance, fish pool complete with many fat fish of various colours, plush towels, door-to-door luggage handling from taxi to hotel room entrance, complimentary “western style” breakfast in the morning and free high-speed internet access in the rooms.

I was a bit shy about it all, to be honest. I’m used to mid-grade to low-grade accommodations unless music venues are generous and set up the musicians (us) with plush beds to lie in for the night. Still, I’m not complaining. Sleeping off my jet lag in style was a bonus and it enabled a delayed first impression of this city.

The western-style breakfast consisted of everything you can imagine for breakfast, plus…congi (sort of like a rice soup, which is definitely not western but is delicious), baked beans with corn (an interesting choice that was surprisingly tasty!), some pastries whose content I decided not to brave (veganism and pastry don’t often get along) and wait staff that were overly zealous in the clearing of your empties.

I sat next to a woman from Australia while a family behind me chatted in a Slavic language that I couldn’t recognize. I asked one of the waitresses for the word for watermelon in Chinese and proceeded to have the typical conversation about where I learned Mandarin and why I have come here. She giggled behind her hand when I spoke and then tittered with her fellow waitresses behind the bar.

Just as I was leaving the hotel restaurant, I noticed the condiments were as international as the conversations. Here is an image of the two options: jam from Austria and butter from New Zealand.

It’s time to really be in China now. No more of this veiled arrival business! Off to the university I go…

Fast Food Locator

As if we need yet another helpful way to make us fatter in America, the not-so-kind folks over at FastFoodMaps.com have put together a Google Earth map detailing the locations of nearly 50,000 fast food restaurants in the United States.

Simply select your state and city and up pops a map (road or satellite) pinpointing McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Burger King, Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, and other artery clogging restaurants in your neighborhood.

When I selected Los Angeles, the number which popped up on the screen was overwhelming, like an invasion of some mutant disease. Ugh! Perhaps as a public service, FastFoodMaps should also include the location of nearby health clubs and gyms on their maps as well.

‘Girls Gone Wild’ Restaurants Coming Soon

Move over Hooters — Joe Francis, the man behind the $100 million ‘Girls Gone Wild’ brand, has plans to open up a chain of restaurants based on the wildly popular porn video.

The first two are expected to open in the Mexican towns of Cabo San Lucas and — you guessed it — Cancun, and there will be “no stripping, topless waitresses or filming in the restaurants,” said Francis.

I’m trying to think of some clever menu items they might have, like Trucker Cap Salad, where the greens are served in an upside-down, sweaty hat that costs $0.25, yet still is lusted over by drunk college girls. Or maybe they’ll have a deal where your meal is free if you can lick your own nipple. Who knows?

Pike Place Market in Seattle Turns 100

Pike Place Market in Seattle is turning 100. This season is the time for celebrating this vibrant heart of the city that got its start because of onions. Back in 1906, the price of onions was skyrocketing and shoppers were not too happy since the middle man was taking the profit while consumers and farmers ended up shorthanded. A farmers market was the solution. Consumers could buy from the farmers at a fair price and good-bye middle man. Thousands of people showed up in the early days. In 2007, the yearly number is in the millions.

These days Pike Place Market is much more then a place that sells vegetables. Crafts, antiques and a plethora of food items fill stalls for browsing delight while street performers and musicians provide a festive air.

From now until the official birthday on August 19, there are several scheduled events like fairs and lectures to celebrate the centennial. If you’ve ever traveled there, you can submit your stories about it to the market’s website by April 4. Here you can also read other people’s stories for a terrific trip through American history written by people who were there. Also, look for the virtual tour.