Northwestern Hawaiian Islands National Monument

With all the (mostly) nasty news coming out of Iraq these days, it must have been nice for the Bush folks to announce something as delightful as the creation of a new, massive marine park in the distant Hawaiian islands. (and see how happy the dolphins are in thiis photo?) Never mind that few people will ever get to go there because they’re so damn far away, but it is a delightful breathe of fresh air for those of us who love to see the National Park Service NOAA grow…and by grow, I mean with meaningful parks and additions, not pork barrel crap like <insert Senator’s Name Here> National Brick Museum or something.

Lots of folks are reporting this today, that the Prez announced the creation of the world’s largest marine protected area, called Northwestern Hawaiian Islands National Monument (pronounced NOINAM), which will consist of some 140,000 square miles of Pacific Ocean. The new monument will surround a necklace of islands and atolls stretching from the main Hawaiian Islands to Midway Atoll and beyond. Whoopee, for divers and conservationists alike, as fishing will be phased out, and you will not be able to mine coral reefs (sometimes done for jewelry) or do other nasty things that hurt cute fishies and coral.

Shamanizing


Admit it, you’ve always harbored a secret desire to getaway to the Amazonian rain forest, where you will hack your way into the deep, dark jungle to find a tribe that welcomes you, that offers you a potent drink containing a powerful hallucinogen, and after you try it, the heavens open up and all of life’s mysteries reveal themselves to you. Unfortunately, you end up with one heck of a hangover. Oh, and you forget most of what you learned. Sorry about that. After effects, you know. But you did take away one morsel of wisdom: those big green leaves in the jungle: they make really cool hats.

Alas, you and I are not likely to fraternize with shamans any time soon, but the folks over at National Geographic did just that recently, and they brought along a video crew. Yes, two Americans, including one of my current writing idols Kira Salak, went to the Peruvian rain forest to try ayahuasca, a kind of jungly LSD/Mescaline drug that the locals use for ceremonies… and to play jokes on their bosses (Memo? I wasn’t supposed to have that memo done today? What, are you on ayahuasca?). 

But seriously, this is wonderful story-telling and a cool story. I spent a wee bit of time in the Amazon years ago and very much dreamed of taking the time to plunge into the forest to do exactly this. Of course, I didn’t. Couldn’t stand the mosquitoes.

Armenia Dispatches List

A gadling reader sent me a note recently asking what happened to all the Armenia dispatches I did while visiting that country last year. Well, seems our search is a little funky and they are hard to find, and since we added country listings a few months ago, we haven’t been able (yet) to go back and add lots and lots of old posts to the country lists.

So what I’m going to do is post a URL right here that should bring up Gadling search results featuring those dispatches. At least we’ll have a result here in the Armenia section.

Read all ARMENIA DISPATCHES

Saving Chile’s Natural Beauty

When I was living in Chile, there were frequently stories in the paper about a “deranged” and “dangerous” American who lived down South of the country. This American, suggested various op-eds in the paper, was determined to buy up the natural bounty of Chile – its forests, rivers, mountains – and to prevent Chileans from enjoying or using them. He was also considered a threat to national security since his land-holdings supposedly bisected this narrow country. Of course, these were the types of opinions caterwauled in conservative papers, and they came mostly from developers who were jealous or angry that the American was actually setting aside his property from them so they could not cut down its trees or build factories there. The American, who still lives down in the South of Chile, is named Douglas Tompkins, and he is as controversial as ever.

It’s interesting, though. I’ve seen enough pieces over the years even in US press, that I didn’t think Mr. Tompkins held much interest in American minds. That he was an OLD story. I guess I was wrong. This piece in the LA Times examines the Tompkins mythos.

Tompkins is a counterculture veteran who left his job running the clothing company Esprit with a reported $150 million in 1990. He bailed on his then-wife and longtime business partner and remade himself in South America as a “patron of preservation”. Regardless of your politics, you do have to admire Tomkins’ spunk and dedication. Apparently he has lots of friends who are eager to help him in his quest, including Harrison Ford and other Hollywood types. I say good for him. The part of Chile he seeks to preserve is one of the loveliest spots on earth, and even if he is seen by some as a demagogue, I think we need the occasional rich demagogue to take on these issues. Or not?

Wonders

Ever wondered about the, um, Wonders? You know what I’m talking about. First there are the ancients: The Pyramids of Giza, the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the Colossus of Rhodes…most of which aren’t around anymore. Then there are the natural ones: Everest, Great Barrier Reef. And on and on.

Well, you can check Wikipedia for all these things, to learn more about why the ancient ones are no longer with us, for example, or you can head over to this site dedicated to everything Wondrous. They break out in satisfying detail the lists of wonders, including many that you’ve prob ably never heard of before, like The Seven Forgotten Wonders of the Medieval Mind. Who knew there was such a thing? Probably the biggest allure of this site for me is how it helped me add some items to my life list.