Unique Tourism: Mock Illegal Border Crossings

Ever wanted a taste of life as an illegal immigrant? Try a nighttime hike in the Hñahñu Indians’ Parque EcoAlberto, guided by a man in black clothes and a ski mask.

“The idea here is to raise people’s consciousness about what immigrants go through,” according to tour guide Alfonso Martinez. But, while many of the guides at Parque EcoAlberto have indeed crossed the border, this park, 700 miles from the actual crossing, is tame in comparison. Mock Border Patrol give chase with sirens and lights, and the hikers are warned to hit the ground if they hear gunshots, but it’s all for show — the only real risk posed to the border-crossing tourist is a sprained ankle.

About 3,000 tourists have taken the hike since 2004, but what about you? Any interest in walking the path of an illegal immigrant?

A New Way to Swing South of the Border

What type of resort features king-sized beds located outdoors on the sand?

Well, it could be a Randy Gerber hotel where hipsters lounge about with martinis in hand.

Or it could be a brand new resort in Mexico catering to a growing number of vacationing couples who enjoy exchanging sex partners. Yep, the photo above is a swingers resort in Los Cabos, Mexico. And the beds aren’t just for sipping martinis.

It must be sweeps season at ABC because their nightly news program recently spotlighted this growing fad and the newest resort to which the hedonists can escape and indulge.

Desire Resort & Spa is a tropical getaway on the Mexican coast where clothing is optional as well as monogamy. Only couples are allowed to check in, but once there, the traditional definition of “couple” quickly disappears. The only rule according to ABC, is “No means No” (just like in the real world!).

Apparently the resort is already off to a great start, drawing from the estimated 4-8 million strong swinger community world-wide. Guests range from 30 to 60 years old and cross all types of professions according to Robert McGinley, the 72-year-old founder of Lifestyles Organization–a swingers group which has partnered with the hotel.

One of the more interesting aspects of the ABC article is that the reporter spent time interviewing the staff. One normally doesn’t think about the staff when hearing about a swingers resort, but spare a moment for the poor Mexican bartender or housekeeper from a very catholic country and the sights and sounds they must endure throughout their 9 to 5. I bet it goes from shocking to sexy to repulsive in about ten minutes.

To each their own, I suppose. It’s not a resort I’d ever visit, but that’s just me; call me silly, but I’m the type who enjoys souvenirs that don’t require ointment or penicillin to get rid of.

Word for the Travel Wise (01/02/07)

If anyone created the same type of 2007 To-Do List as I did, I suspect there should be much travel planning to become more conversational in a lingo if not fluent. Most of my travels will be by audio books and live radio web stream, but for those who can make it out yonder to practice in full emersion I hope it pays off! And it should…

Today’s word is a Spanish word used in Mexico:

viajar – travel

Amerispan, Cactus Language and IMAC are all good starting points to learning abroad. A free membership at Spanish Unlimited gives you the opportunity to learn a new word everyday by email, gain pen pals and hear audio of the words. Their website is actually a good resource tool for many different Spanish related topics. I won’t even begin to list some of the texts out there that could further your studies because there are entirely too many. If you know of some language books that would be useful please feel free to list them.

Past Spanish words: escalar, cercano, realidad, enfermo, jalar, isla, timbre

Paddling Baja Dispatch: Day 2

There is something nearly indescribable about waking up on the first day of a paddling trip when you know that what lies ahead are days of nothing but paddling in a place you’ve never been. Your mind cannot quite grasp the collective moments of joy and, perhaps, misery, that lie ahead. Of course, even the most miserable day paddling beats a day at the office, and so while we had little idea what lay ahead, we knew that the moments would begin to flow the second we opened our eyes.

And so we awoke that first day giddy with anticipation. We grabbed some coffee and immediately met up with our guide, an amiable, capable-looking Mexican guy named Carlos. The morning was cool, and our boats had already been sent North to a deserted bay on the island. From the get go, luck was with us. Sort of.

Carlos stood in front of a colorful map of Isla Espiritu Santo that was painted on the wall of the Mar y Aventuras hotel. He showed us our route and explained that because there was a rather heavy wind blowing down from the North, they were going to take us by skiff to the top of the island where we’d be dropped off to paddle South.

We’d signed up for a self-supported paddle trip, which meant that we were supposed to carry all our own stuff: gear, food, supplies. But with the strong winds, the company decided instead to send along the skiff for the entire trip. That suddenly made things a whole lot easier. It meant that our actual paddling loads would be much lighter and that we’d also be able to bring along much more food and drink than we’d planned. Hmmm…drink. On the bad side, this meant that our notions of a true wilderness adventure dimmed a bit. But it also meant that the luxury quotient, as it were, rose significantly. Having a skiff along meant that we could just toss our stuff into its spacious hold whenever we took off. It relieved us of a big burden and of the time it takes to pack up everything neatly every time we headed out in the kayaks. We could have objected…but of course, we didn’t

The skiff took us about ten miles North to a spot on the island where our kayaks had been dropped the night before. The ride was a marvelous visual hors d’oeuvre of what lay ahead. We motored over the wind-scalloped blue seas and along the jagged coast where layer cake rock formations rose high above us. Cactus stood guard from the cliff tops, acting as prickly sentinels.

We disembarked at the spot where our kayaks had been kept overnight, had a quick lunch of ham and cheese sandwiches and then headed out to reach Candelero Bay, where we’d set up our first camp. We had two tandem (or double) boats and two singles. My friend Mark Humphries and I rode in one of the doubles and my other two friends, Erik Riegler and Dork Alahydoian paddled in the other. Carlos was in a single as was a perky, graying brunette from Vancouver, British Columbian an emergency room physician whose presence as both a testosterone-diluting female and a doctor was welcome.

The first day of paddling was decidedly relaxed. The seas were rough, but we stayed close to shore where the winds were tame and the swells less severe. By 4 pm, we’d made camp at Candelero Bay and immediately set up our tents. Meanwhile, Carlos and our skiff driver Angel, went about making dinner.

One of the unexpected pleasures of our trip was that our guide, Carlos, had a deep fondness for both good Mexican food and, more importantly, good coffee. To our astonishment and everlasting satisfaction, his abiding passion for these things made every meal and every morning a delight. And as anyone who has taken extended trips into the wilderness knows, hunger does indeed make a fine sauce. But so does habanero salsa, and Carlos was both lucky and prescient to have a few iron-clad stomachs on the trip and brought along a few bottles of the stuff.

Of course, nothing washes down extremely hot Mexican food better than rum, and so as we sat and ate our first meal of fresh tacos that early evening, and as the sun sank into a saffron stew of clouds on the horizon, we sat on the beach in portable chairs and sipped icy cold cups of Bacardi and Coke.

Soon after, bellies full, shoulders weary from paddling and heads nicely lightened by rum, night came, a canopy of stars shimmered overhead, and we sat and talked about life and the necessary and incandescent thrill of getting away on trips like this.

Paddling Baja Dispatch: Day 1

I’m usually not one to make bold, declarative statements about plants, but today I’m going to make an exception. The cactus, dear readers, is one of the coolest plants on the face of the earth. I am enamored with the cactus. Never before has a plant so enraptured me and made me feel my own lack of Darwinian heft.

Consider the cactus. Consider, for the sake of this discussion, the Mexican cactus.

Here is a plant that lives in one of the harshest environments on the planet, wrenching from stubborn hot sands its daily rationing of water, water so scarce that few other plants or animals can establish the foothold of life in them. And yet these plants grow to Brobdinagian sizes, with thickened torsos and bulging limbs that Mr. Universe could only dream of. And then there are the spines. Is there anything more intimidating or menacing than the jacket of pins these plants wear?

The cactus demands respect. Of course, this also leads one to ponder whether there is a sadder side to cactus life. Is it also possible that these traits for hardiness also make the cactus the loneliest of plants? Thinking about it now, the notion almost brings tears to my eyes. This statuesque, sturdy, stately plant stands out there in the desert, mostly alone, surrounded by silent brethren, beaten by the sun, starved by the soil, and mostly shunned would-be lovers and friends. No one wants to hug a cactus.

Sigh.

These are kind of thoughts that went through my mind during my very recent week-long paddling trip down to Isla Espiritu Santo in Baja, Mexico. There is plenty of time when you travel in Mexico to ruminate on such things as the majesty and the emotional needs of the cactus, because the landscape is a gaping void of sand and, well, cactus. Not that there is anything but loveliness in this, but it does lead the mind to wander.

We were speeding along a ribbon of black highway out of Cabo san Lucas Mexico on our way to the town of La Paz, or The Peace, where we were scheduled to begin a week-long paddling journey in the Sea of Cortez. There were four of us, all taking a breather from the breakneck bustle of modern life to savor a few days on cerulean seas where our biggest worries would be shoulder fatigue and sunburn. It is hard to describe the incandescent thrill of starting a trip like this, the electric anticipation of having a full week ahead with your best friends in a place like Mexico. Let’s just say we were all VERY fired up.

We got to La Paz without much difficulty. The roads in Mexico are far better than I remember them from my road trips down there years ago, when I lived in San Diego and we’d bolt for the border in search of $5 cases of Corona and five-for-a-dollar fish tacos. In those days, Mexico seemed a Third World backwater, smelly, dirty and yet amazingly fun. Of course, one of the great attributes of a place like Mexico is that unlike most of the people who lived there, you could always leave.

Anyway, we pulled into La Paz and hooked up with our guide company in the early evening. The company, called Mar y Aventuras, had been recommended to me from a friend who works at Sobek, one of the top adventure outfits around. I’ll say right here up front that they did a wonderful job. I often don’t like to hire guides when I paddle, but having never been to Isla Espiritu Santo before, we figured it was a good idea. We didn’t know the terrain and the Island is a National Park, requiring permits and lots of restrictions (i.e. no fires, no taking anything with you but your trash, etc.). The island was also relatively large ,and so having someone who really knew that best places to camp and so forth was, we figured, a good idea.

And so, having arrived and signed in, we grabbed a meal of fresh fish at a nearby restaurant near the water, downed a couple of Modelos, and hit the sack at the outfitter’s hotel. In the morning, we had to be up early to hit the water.