Delusional JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater wants his job back


Who wants a job that drove him so nuts he went ballistic and jumped out the back door of a plane? Well, that would be Steven Slater, of course. The flight attendant now famous for popping the escape chute, grabbing a beer and going home from JFK airport in Queens – who has been thinking about this for the past two decades – wants his job back. And, that makes sense, since he isn’t likely to get his own reality show.

The man whose father was a pilot and mother was a flight attendant has the aviation industry “in his blood” says his Legal Aid defense attorney, Howard Turman, who continues, “That’s what he likes to do.” Of course, the fact that Slater has a funny way of showing it went unmentioned.
According to USA Today:

“His hope is to return to the aviation business,” Turman is quoted as saying by The Associated Press. AP writes that “Turman portrayed his client as hardworking, loyal and surprised by his own overnight fame. Slater ‘wants to thank the world for its understanding,’ Turman said, referring to the Internet and media response to his client’s public unraveling.”

And, Slater wants to go back to JetBlue. After all, Slater believes, according to Turman, “JetBlue is a wonderful airline which he (Slater) has loved working for, and wishes to continue working for. He understands the problems, but it has been a fair and understanding airline.”

Now, it seems, the limits of that understanding will be tested. JetBlue seems unlikely to welcome the wacky flight attendant back with open arms, according to an internal memo covered by the Wall Street Journal. Though the story of how Slater bailed hasn’t been corroborated, the airline says his actions were “unacceptable.”

Duh.

Fortunately, there are many opportunities open to him, especially if he can get Hertz to give him O.J. Simpson’s old gig. Slater clearly knows how to make a run through an airport.

Hidden Treasures: Middle Eastern food in Utah

A local favorite, the Mazza cafe offers the best, award winning middle eastern food in Utah. Originally started as a deli at it’s original 15th & 15th location, owner Ali Sabbah has grown this cafe into two full service restaurants.

Stop by the cute original neighborhood location for a quiet dining experience, or head to the hopping 9th & 9th restaurant were Ali Sabbah can be found chatting with diners.

Among my favorite dishes are the baba ganooj, house salad, the Chicken Shawarma sandwich, and the Chicken and Cauliflower Kabseh. Don’t miss the fries with the aiol dipping sauce; they are among the best Salt Lake City has to offer. Mazza offers both local and imported foods and drinks and offers an extensive selection of vegetarian and vegan offerings.

Mazza is definitely must visit location when in Salt Lake City. Come early, this place might be packed.

Kirsten Sparks is a Seed.com contributor.

Five new jobs in media for flight attendant Steven Slater

Even though the president of the flight attendant union has come out in support of Steven Slater‘s keeping his job (requiring some sort of mental gymnastics I simply can’t fathom), there is a shot the temporarily famous flight attendant may have to freshen up his resume. The odds that he’ll get a gig in Hollywood seem low, but that doesn’t mean he can’t get a fantastic gig with its unappreciated cousin: commercials.

Slater, if he can keep the hype around him pumped up for a while longer, might be able to turn his JetBlue flight meltdown into another 15 minutes of fame, though reality suggests this won’t happen. Who cares about the odds he’ll actually make some big cash on this? Let’s take a look at five commercial/spokesman jobs that would be perfect for this particular disgruntled flight attendant.

[Image: AP Foto/Louis Lanzano]My thoughts:

1. Monster: I’d love to see Slate shilling for the job search website, especially since he should probably spend some time there. In fact, if I can see building a YouTube reality series around his job hunt, which could bring some viral love to Monster. Of course, this probably isn’t going to happen.

2. Resort industry: Imagine that crazy smile surrounded by the words: “Need a vacation?” Do the math on that one. Especially since people are increasingly unlikely to take their vacation time, I can see some serious potential with this idea.

From The Hollywood Reporter:

3. Beer: The Hollywood Reporter calls this a natural fit, “given that he had a cold one before his exit from the plane”

4. Service companies: Michael Priem, CEO of USDM.net notes an opportunity for service companies to use Slater as a spokesman. That could work, depending on how it’s spun. USDM.net is an agency that works with airlines, hotels and other travel industry companies. Says Priem, “He could show how painful it is to be in the wait line for a cell phone carrier or sit at a service center that frustrates us.”

5. Famous angry guy: Angela Farrell, at marketing firm MSCO, suggests using Slater as a controversial judge on “American Idol.” That could work … for half an episode, if Slater still matters by the time the ink dries on the contract.

Walt Disney World changing plans for Fantasyland expansion

The construction walls have been up for months, but Walt Disney World says its plans for expanding Fantasyland are being redrawn in an attempt to broaden its appeal.

When the Fantasyland expansion plans were introduced last year, the first thing most Disney fans noticed was that the new area of the theme park was aimed squarely at one demographic: young girls. There was a Little Mermaid theme park ride, castles for Belle and Aurora, and three interactive princess meet-and-greet areas.

Sure, the marketing of the Disney Princesses has been one of the company’s biggest wins ever, but where was the boy stuff?

Apparently, it’s a question that Tom Staggs, the new chairman of Disney Parks and Resorts, was asking, too. He is the dad of three young sons, after all.

Orlando Sentinel writer Jason Garcia
interviewed Staggs this week and confirmed the rumors that the Fantasyland plans are being redrawn. Staggs indicated that the new plans may involve more thrills, as planners are reviewing the mix of “aspirational rides” with thrills or tension and rides that are for everyone.

Staggs said that the changes to Fantasyland shouldn’t delay the 2012 and 2013 opening dates of the new attractions. Testing and research on new guest experiences that are to be incorporated in the new attractions, such as Disney’s new queue-less wait system, have also been going on at Walt Disney World for several months.

Daily Pampering: Swarovski crystal-encrusted Hello Kitty bottled water

Remember when you were in third grade, and instead of working on your multiplication tables you furtively traded Hello Kitty puffy stickers for bubble gum-scented Hello Kitty erasers? No? Well, if you missed out on that iconic elementary school experience, fear not, because the Sanrio empire has expanded its line of high-end adult goods in commemoration of the megalocephalic cat’s 35th anniversary.

The folks at Sanrio have just released Swarovski crystal-encrusted bottles of Hello Kitty luxury water. At a mere $100 a pop, this is one indulgence water aficionados of all ages won’t want to miss. Produced by Japanese “jewelry water” company Fillico, the contents come from a natural spring at the base of Kobe’s Mt. Rokko.

The appearance of the water vessels will also strike a nostalgic chord with Boomers and Gen-X’ers who recall the cone-shaped pump hairsprays of the ’70’s and early ’80’s. The waters come in five different colors (or flavors, depending upon which vague marketing blurb you happen to read): red, for “friendship”; pink for “cute”; yellow for “heartful,” green for “wish,” and lavender, for “sweet.” You can even have them engraved, for that personal touch. The top of each bottle is capped with a crystal crown, with a color-corresponding crystal bow around the neck. Even the Hello Kitty moniker sports a wee little crystal bow on her head.

We still have some Hello Kitty puffy stickers lying around if anyone wants to trade us for one of these crystal bottles. Anyone?

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