Oregon Lawn Chair Pilot Takes Flight

Last weekend, Kent Couch, an Oregon-based gas station owner, lifted into the sky on a lawn chair tethered to 105 helium-filled balloons. With a few snacks, a pellet gun, and a parachute, the chair lifted off and traveled over 193 miles at 13,000 feet before landing nine hours later in eastern Oregon.

“Even at two miles high, Couch said, he could hear cattle lowing and children talking,” according to the AP. “He heard gunshots, which worried him. A black butterfly flew past. He passed through clouds. He said they were fluffy.”

I have a fear of heights, and this is pretty much the ultimate anxiety-inducing situation I could find myself in. Planes don’t bother me, but hot air balloons sure do — even looking at them makes me dizzy. There’s something about standing in a wicker basket tied to some helium-filled fabric with giant torch in the middle that really stresses me. Hanging from some weather balloons in a lawn chair doesn’t sound too much better.

The AP story mentions another lawn chair pilot: Larry Walters, who — in 1982 — rose over 15,000 feet over Los Angeles. Like Couch, Walters used a BB gun to shoot the balloons when he wanted to descend, much to the dismay of a passing pilot. “Walters surprised an airline pilot, who radioed the control tower that he had just passed a guy in a lawn chair with a gun.” [via]

Travel Stories That Are Rated “R”

I never really thought of Budget Travel as a pervy type of rag, but I guess every magazine has a seething underbelly. And when you have a seething underbelly, all you can do is launch a blog and post the seething-est, pervy-est pictures to the Internet. After all, that’s pretty much all blogs are good for, right? Oh…wait a minute…

Anyway, Budget Travel has a fun little feature on its site called Travel Stories: Rated R. It’s essentially a collection of photos and short stories that were keepers — but that were too risque for the print mag. Some of the pictures are shocking; others are gigglers; and a few are bizarre. (Why did she send in a photo of herself, naked, in the bathtub? Um, hello? Weirdo?)

The feature is certainly good for a laugh or three. And, despite, the title, it probably is SFW — unless your work frowns heavily on gigantic horse penises.

Boeing 737 Stuck on Busy Mumbai Road

Just when you thought Mumbai couldn’t get any more hectic, someone comes along and leaves a Boeing 737 sitting in the middle of a busy road. BBC reports, “The decommissioned aircraft was being driven through the city at the weekend when the driver got lost and then abandoned the plane.”

Is this for real? Seriously, how can you put one person in charge of transporting a 737? Never mind the fact that he didn’t know his way around the city very well. It’s no wonder Road Junky listed Bombay as one of the 10 worst cities to visit (even though I completely disagree, Bombay is great — even with the lost plane). Bizarre, but true.

[Via WorldHum]

Kill Flies with a Map of Milan, Italy

From the Why not? department: “the quintessential lifestyle navigator,” Charles & Marie, are stocking a fly swatter patterned with a Milan, Italy street map. Yes, those little lines you see represent streets in Milan, so that you can — SNAP! — smash a fly at the corner of Via Senato and Corso Venezia if you so choose. Much cooler, if you ask me, than killing flies with a regular old fly swatter from K-Mart.

The swatter comes in blue, green, orange, violet, and white, and costs $15 USD, but is currently sold out.

[via BoingBoing]

Plane Horse Car Crash

Oh, those Digg users are too funny. One writes of the picture above, “Three generations of transportation meeting one another in a big bang!” Indeed. If you look closely, you’ll find that there actually are three generations of transportation in this bizarre incident: a plane crashed into a car that crashed into a horse.

The only thing that could make this picture any better (besides if that dog was going to the bathroom) is if a chariot was laying to one side with a steam engine on top of it while the space shuttle blasted off in the distance.