Sorry Cheshire cats. No kissing at your train station.
That’s right. They’ve outlawed kissing at the Warrington Railway Station. I mean, we know better than to reenact the steamy scene at the end of All the Right Moves, but no kissing? Click here to check out their totally freaky sign, too, which looks like Mark Trail kissing a grown-up Lisa Simpson.
Chamber of Commerce Chief Executive Colin Daniels says:
“With these ‘no kissing’ signs we are pointing out that we don’t want people doing that right in front of the station. If they want to say a longer goodbye, they can do that in the ‘kissing zone’.”
Dude. Where is the “kissing zone?” I want to go to there.