Liquids soon to be allowed back on planes

It looks like beer runs to Istanbul may be back on the table again, as the feds are reconsidering the ban on liquids greater than 3oz. According to the folks with the Associated Free Press, bigwigs at the International Civil Aviation Organization meeting in Montreal have been hinting that new technology in the baggage scanning world will soon be able to detect malicious liquids at security checkpoints. The technology could be widespread and integrated into airports by 2012.

This means that cases of wine from Argentina, packs of beer from Minneapolis and, well, large bottles of toothpaste and contact lens solution may soon once more be allowed to fly with their owners in the cabins of passengers jets. Of course this also means that that battle for overhead bins may begin once more, with desperate passengers trying to cram a weeks worth of luggage into an microscopic rollaboard. Still, the benefits will still outweigh the costs.

What will truly be interesting to see is how the airlines react to reduced to income from checked baggage fees. It wouldn’t surprise us at Gadling Labs if they either secretly try to block the ease on liquids restrictions or incorporate some hardcore checked baggage policies in the future.

Sir, You’ll Have to Check the Cheesecake

Ahh, our devoted TSA. Diligent and alert and always reasonable, we salute you. Yes, take a gander at this blog entry about the intense, thoughtful discussion that went on recently at an American airport over the question of whether a cheesecake constitutes gel or some other liquid.

One can imagine the deep philosophical questions that arose, the scientific thread of the debate. To wit: “isn’t a cheesecake is made of cheese? And cheese starts as milk, which is most definitely a liquid.” Or: “Under intense heat the cheesecake could in fact melt, turning it into a liquid-like substance, a substance that could clearly be missed with C-4, this making cheesecake extremely potentially dangerous.

Well, as you’ll read, saner heads prevailed. But at least we go int the new year knowing our government agencies are constantly hard at work keep you, me, us, safe. God bless them.