Swimeeze’s disposable swimsuits are designed for hotel guests who want to relax by the pool but were too rushed (or too drunk) to pack their own suit. Made from Tyvek — used for everything from envelopes to HazMat suits — Swimeeze suits are priced low enough to throw away after one use, but hardy enough to be drip-dried and worn repeatedly — like on your next dive trip to Indonesia.
Clearly designed by the same dude who makes your grocer’s paper hat, Swimeeze’s suits are stylish — check out that “attractive ‘O’ cut in the back” of the ladies one-piece — and come individually packaged in various sizes for men, women, and children.
While I like the idea that I could go for a dip even though I forgot my trunks, I can’t imagine I’d be very relaxed wearing paper shorts. When I asked my wife if she’d wear one, her response was, “Would anybody see me?”
As soon as they realized what you were wearing, I think they’d avert their eyes.