Were you one of the unlucky travelers stranded at the airport during the recent massive dump of snow on the East Coast? Flights all around the world ended up being impacted when operations at New York area airports were shut down, causing a massive disruption during what is one of the busiest times of the year to fly.
700 Club broadcaster Pat Robertson has the explanation for it all – it was God’s way of stopping gays from doing “something gay”.
According to Robertson, God shut down major airports “so that so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur.”
And yes, since this comes from the Borowitz report, this can be filed under “fake news”.
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