Touring the Airbus A380

A couple of months ago, Adrienne Wilson let us know that the Airbus 380, the largest jumbo jet built to date, had passed its safety evacuation test.  Well, now, thanks to the Times Online, journalist Martin Symington gives a sneak preview of what the A380 is like inside — and man, is it impressive.  The article has a list of astounding statistics, like:

  • Each plane has more than four million parts.;
  • The Wright brothers’ first flight in 1903 (36.6m), could have taken place on either passenger deck (49.7m and 47.9m);
  • The temperature in the engines reaches 2,800C, half that of the Sun’s surface; and my personal favourite
  • A freighter version, the A380F, will carry 150 tonnes of cargo – about the same as a herd of 57 fully grown Asian elephants.

Amazing vessel.  Not surprisingly, my buddy, Sir Richard Branson, has already gone on record suggesting that the Virgin Airlines Airbus A380 “might have on-board gyms, showers, beauty parlours and casinos, not to mention double beds in private cabins.”

Dude.  If I ever get a Virgin ticket on one of these things, they may never get me off of it.

Virgin Panic?

There you are flying along and you hit some bad
turbulence. Apparently, real bad. But things don’t seem totally unmanageable. Then the stewardess screams out (three
times) "We’re going to crash". But the plane recovers and all is well. But what about that stewardess? Or the
real question is: did this really happen? So goes the
allegation
that had bedeviled the folks at Virgin Airlines who now contest that there is no evidence the stewardess
in question actually acted as described. The BBC reports that Virgin says a story about a stewardesses aboard the plane
panicking is false. The turbulence, which came three hours into the flight, was said to be the worst in the airline’s
22-year history, but it is still an open question whether the stewardess actually freaked out. If she did, well, that’s
just plane (sic) wrong. But if not, how odd such a story would get started.