Not much more I can add to this comic – if you are worried about what you’ll be showing the operator at the airport whole body imager, xkcd has the solution. I’m not sure it’ll be worth $20, but it sure would make for a more entertaining security line.
Of course, you could always save some money and go with the Flying Pasties (do not click if you can’t stand the image of a grown man in pink ladies underwear.)
Source: xkcd.com