The Coast Guard has given up its search for a 39-year-old Norwegian Cruise Line passenger off the Bahamas. The man fell off the boat early yesterday morning, approximately 60 miles north of Nassau. Though he hasn’t been identified, other passengers saw him take the plunge.
Other cruise ships in the area contributed to the search for this lone
moron passenger. But, at 8 PM yesterday, the Coast Guard said it was suspending the search after having scoured 590 square miles.
Clearly, it pays not to get too close to the edge of the ship … unless being on a boat isn’t your idea of going out to sea.
UPDATE: Our hearts go out to the family of the victim. We are sorry for your loss.