Supermodel Banished from US

The Horror! Say it with me: The Horror!

What has the world come to when we are denying supermodels
entry into this country? How completely utterly sad and tragic.

Yes, according to this report, former Sports
Illustrated swimsuit model May Andersen was
arrested and denied entry into the United States recently. What did she do? Well, apparently she attacked a flight
attendant during Martinair flight from Amsterdam to Miami. There are few details about what she said or did, but the
case against her says she became "unruly and violent" on the flight last Thursday. She was held in the
Miami-Dade County jail and then moved to federal immigration custody.

Shouldn’t we just forgive and forget?
I mean, we need all the supermodels we can get, right?