Pope Urges Europeans to Have More Children

Here is a good opportunity for tourists with good sperm! Europe needs more children. At least the Pope thinks so. During his recent trip to Austria, he blasted Europeans for beings selfish and not wanting to procreate. As a result, Europe is aging rapidly.

Nothing seems to help Europeans have more kids though: they have tried bonuses for child delivery, generous benefits, cheap daycare…now the Pope.

Consequently, statistics show the Austrian Church has lost about one million followers since 1983, and only 67 percent of Austrians are still officially Catholic, compared to almost 92 percent in 1900.