Like, these 777’s totally make me break out.
So claims our favorite hotel heiress, who was recently seen ducking into a Virgin beauty salon at London‘s Heathrow Airport. Her explanation of her trip to the salon was that she was racking up too many miles in the sky and that the canned air was bad for her skin.
Sorry honey. I’ve logged about a zillion miles this year and my skin is in pretty good shape. Perhaps you’re eating too much fast food?
Maybe things will be better when you start chartering 787s for your jetsetting party lifestyle. Boeing claims that their new atmosphere system is supposed to be superior to today’s aircraft with tighter humidity and temperature control so that your beautiful tanned skin can breathe properly.
Until then you can always take the Greyhound.