American food blog “eating the road” has come up with one of the best uses for a flowchart I have ever seen. By answering some simple questions, you’ll be told where to go for your daily dose of crappy fast food. The chart points west coasters to the stores the rest of the country dreams of getting, and sends all Canadians to Tim Hortons.
The chart covers 16 of the most popular US fast food chains, and even takes your sobriety into account (only drunk people will survive sliders).