Airline fees: Please don’t lie, don’t be moronic

As much as you may hate ancillary fees on airlines, they’re clearly making a difference. The nickel-and-diming of the average passenger was good for a whopping $7.8 billion last year … up 42 percent from 2008. Airlines are making serious cash on inconvenient fees, which means they aren’t going away. The coming travel market recovery (look for it in 2011) will put more asses in seats and, of course, more bucks in the airline industry till. What was $7.8 billion last year only has the potential to become much, much larger.

And that could be the problem.

It might not be easy to sympathize with the airlines, companies with well-entrenched reputations for being among the most poorly run enterprises since the dawn of capitalism. But, at least when they were on the ropes (for real this time … right?), we could stomach that the ancillary fees were a survival mechanism. When revenue per available seat-mile starts to come back, passengers will become increasingly offended by the price tags popped on blankets and baggage and everything in between.Fortunately, there is a silver lining in all this: anything we feel is totally irrelevant. Airlines will charge what they can charge. Since ancillary fees are a market-wide trend, we’ll have to get used to them. Some airlines aren’t heading down this road with zeal, but they may not go to your desired destination, making the offer of goodwill moot.

And, if the extra charges were slashed, ticket prices would just increase for no apparent underlying reason, and we’d all have to share in the cost of the blanket that the gump in seat 11D feels he needs to stay warm.

The real issue, it seems, isn’t prices – they are what they are. Instead, passengers would be happier less pissed if the airlines were a bit more transparent. Notes Tim Winship of SmartTraveler.com:

The word “sneaky” appears prominently and often in consumers’ grumbling about fee-for-all pricing. And more substantively, adding injury to insult, consumers can’t make meaningful price comparisons if they don’t have ready access to all-inclusive prices from all airlines, whether it’s on the carriers’ own websites or on the site of an online travel agent.

Full fee disclosure is something the airlines should have done proactively, from the beginning. Soon, they may have no choice-as mentioned above, the DOT has included language in its proposed passenger-protection legislation that would mandate up-front disclosure of all fees associated with a particular ticket price.

The winning (or at least non-losing) formula for airline pricing seems to be simple: don’t be stupid, don’t lie and don’t charge people for the lav.