Visa problems? Maybe you should visit the Visa God

My fellow Indians have found a new way to secure visas to the West. Go to Hyderabad, take 11 rounds of the Chiklur Balaji Temple and voila, your visa will not be rejected.

A temple that has been around for about 100 years hardly drew anyone until recently, thanks to the reincarnation of Hindu Lord Vishnu into “Visa God”, it now draws 100,000 visitors a week. People go as early as 6am to avoid the rush.

Commerce graduate and ex-Unilever employee who is now head priest of the temple (his father’s), couldn’t have put his business knowledge to better use as he crafted this idea while Hyderabad worked towards developing into a key technology hub. The temple even has a website!

“Want it bad enough and you will get it”; “just believe in it enough and it will happen”, “Law of Attraction“; praying for what you want; all that I can understand and reason with; but turning a God into a “Visa God” and driving traffic under that excuse, is a bit hard to stomach. The fact that it has worked, leaves me amused and wondering. I suppose the idea sprouts from that of believing and faith, but it’s a bit far-fetched, no? Apparently, nobody who has greeted the Visa God has been disappointed.

From the article: Mr. Babu of Indus Entrepreneurs says the appeal of the Visa God boils down to the following: “Even if you’re not religious, you say, ‘Why not? I can just go and spend a few minutes and get a visa.”

My country, yet again, leaves me very, very confused.

Which presidential candidates have the most travel cred?

The U.S. presidential election is a scant eleven months away, and I, for one, wish someone in the media would start discussing it. Thankfully, Julia Ross over at World Hum is on the case, in a playful new article taking a look at each candidate’s “global travel profile.” Find out which candidate is most likely to be identified as an American abroad, who served in the Dominican Republic with the Peace Corps, and whose website specifically credits travel for informing his political views.

Oh, and for those of you who have a crush on Obama, check out the photo of him in the article. Then tell him that Walker: Texas Ranger wants his hat back.

Poach, snowboard, video and win $5000

There are four resorts in North America that still prohibit snowboarding: Mad River Glen, Vermont; Deer Valley, Utah; Alta Ski Area, Utah; and Taos Ski Valley, New Mexico.

Encouraging a “peaceful protest” against the ban, famous snowboarding equipment company Burton is sponsoring a contest where you must to go to one or all of these resorts, snowboard, and submit a video of it. The best video in each resort will win $5000.

Contests are not meant to be easy, but I don’t think this would even be possible! It’s hard to hide your snowboard so I don’t see you getting past the entrance; if you do manage that, how would you go up the ski-lift without being asked to leave your snowboard behind? The only “ski-resort” I have been to is the one at a mall in Dubai, so I’m the last person qualified to even think about smart ways to enter a snowboarding prohibited center, but if any of you can enlighten, I’d be curious to know.

Also, other than the fact that snowboarding packs the snow in a way not very suitable for skiing, and the general complaints from traditional skiiers, what are the other reasons that justify the banning of snowboarding?

It seems like the competition was launched end of November 2007, and there are no videos up yet. For those who are excited by events that make you eat forbidden fruit, the deadline for this one is March 1, 2008. Videos should be 5-minutes long and in *.flv format.

Make sure you read the “Poaching Commandments”; full details on how to enter can be found here.

Greenland’s newest tourist attraction: Water!

It’s not so often that a radio station showcases a photo gallery. But times are changing and NPR is stepping up its already stellar website with some cool video and slide shows.

I point this out because of a recent story that NPR did on the melting of Greenland.

“So what,” you might say, “ice melts. But when ice melts in Greenland, the rest of the world needs to be concerned. According to the story, ocean levels will rise 20 feet if Greenland completely defrosts.

The good news, however, is that Greenland’s melting ice makes for some wonderful scenery and great tourist opportunities as warming temperatures create rivers and lakes where there were none before. And, it’s all eerily beautiful. That’s why NPR reverted to the visual medium to share some amazing shots of this newly born, crystal clear water that has been trapped for centuries in an enormous ice sheet.

Armageddon never looked so good!

How is an expat different from a “migrant worker”?

Kerry Howley of Reason recently brought up a fascinating point about how our use of language might reflect some of our subconscious prejudices. She writes:

“If you picked up, moved to Paris, and landed a job, what would you call yourself? Chances are, if you’re an American, you’d soon find yourself part of a colorful community of ‘expats.’ If, while there, you hired an Algerian nanny– a woman who had picked up, moved abroad, and landed a job– how would you refer to him or her? Expat probably isn’t the first word that springs to mind. Yet almost no one refers to herself as a ‘migrant worker.'”

In my experience, she’s right. Having lived abroad a few times, I never once thought of myself as a “migrant worker” or even an “immigrant.” I was always an expat. But why? What is the distinction? It seems the word “expat” is mostly used when referring to Westerners living abroad, but how would our perception of immigrants– and “migrant workers”– in the U.S. change if we thought of them as expats? Or if, when we lived abroad, we called ourselves “migrant workers?”

Laura María Agustín, author of a new book about human trafficking, addresses the question thusly in her Reason interview: “‘The crux of the difference concerns autonomy; whether travellers are perceived to have quite a lot versus little or none at all.’ Theories of migration portray migrants as unsophisticated and desperate people who are “pushed” and “pulled” along a variety of dimensions. ‘The tourism and pleasure-seeking of people from ‘developing societies’, rarely figures, as though migration and tourism were mutually exclusive,’ she writes, ‘Why should the travels to work of people from less wealthy countries be supposed to differ fundamentally from those of Europeans?’ ‘Migrants’ travel because they are poor and desperate, ‘expatriates’ travel because they are curious, self-actualizing cosmopolites.”

Over at his blog The Fly Bottle, economist Will Wilkinson reacts: “First, prior to reading her [Kerry’s] interview with Laura María Agustín, it had not occurred to me to think of a Mexican gardener as an “expat” or that relatively poor people might also be interested in traveling across borders out of curiosity or a sense of adventure. That really is shameful. My inner Kant, my inner Christian, recoils at my failure to see persons as persons as persons, all with reasons worth taking seriously, all very like my own.”

The point of this post is not to have a referendum on the relative merits of immigration and guest worker programs, but just to point out a bit of a double standard in our language when discussing people who work abroad.

As always, I’m eager to hear what people think of this idea– that the “expat vs. guest worker” distinction reveals some implicit, often unfair, assumptions about people who travel to other countries to work. Let me know your thoughts in the Comments.