Rattlesnake in luggage bites man

We all know that snakes on planes can generally provide endless entertainment. Andy Bacas, a high school crew coach, could testify that snakes can be entertaining even after getting off the plane.

Bacas was bitten by a rattlesnake that had apparently been stowed away in his luggage, USA Today reports. He apparently reached into his luggage Monday morning after returning from a team trip to South Carolina when he felt a sharp pain and saw the nearly foot-long snake.

Rescue workers arrived, took the luggage outside, opened it and blasted with with carbon dioxide fire extinguisher, freezing it and killing it. Bacas apparently got a slightly better treatment.

Nobody knows how the snake got inside his luggage in the first place.

As the A380 creeps closer to the USA, Brits wonder “why are there ash trays”?

I’m sure that you’ve heard of the A380 by now, Airbus‘s super mega jumbo modern noah’s-ark behemoth of an aircraft, capable of carrying ten thousand passengers, flying around the world twelve times and curing myopia. It’s pretty sweet. And I mean that, it’s a magnificent creature.

I’ll bet you that many of you haven’t seen it in real life though, save for a few insiders in the industry and travelers in the South East Asian sector. Fact of the matter is, Singapore Airlines is the only customer with the aircraft right now and they aren’t flying the bird anywhere near our shores.

But they’re edging their way around the world. With delightful fanfare and general British hobknobbery the A380 made it’s first appearance in London last week and the redcoats are tickled pink. Swooning reviews are popping up left and right serenading the aircraft and telling us wild stories of how in business class they have two hooks for your coat on the seat in front of you. Two hooks! I could do anything with two hooks! They do go on to raise and answer an interesting question about ash trays though and why the heck modern airlines are still required to have them.

And honestly, I am looking forward to my first A380 flight, although unlike most reviewers I’ll probably be rolling like everyone else in cattle class. If you’d like to check out a review without the pleasure of the writer drooling all over himself though, check out The Cranky Flier’s experience.

CNN: Armed air marshals missing on most U.S. flights

Do you feel safer flying, knowing that undercover air marshals are likely on board?

Many do. Though the air marshal program is more than 35 years old, it expanded significantly after 9-11. Or so we were told.

CNN is reporting today that fewer than 1 percent of commercial airlines flights in the United States each day have a marshal on board.

How does that break down? Well, out of an estimated 28,000 daily flights in the US, around 280 have some kind of undercover law enforcement officer that can thwart a terrorist incident, or any other situation that could disrupt a flight and endanger passengers, CNN says.

The network notes that this comes as the Transportation Security Administration in recent months has been able to get contraband – guns, stuff to make bombs – past airport security.

CNN bases its report on more than a dozen interview with air marshals and pilots, who confirmed the shortfall.

The TSA is calling CNN’s report erroneous. But it is certainly not helping its own case, as officials in the administration refuse to disclose how many marshals are regularly assigned to flights or just how many regular flights, as a percentage, are covered.

If the TSA thinks CNN is full of it, fine. But then it better refute the network’s findings with facts, rather than hiding behind some predicable Bush League nonsense about how disclosing information could threaten national security.

Air marshals might not make you feel safer, but they do for a lot of other travelers, and if we are not as well covered as we’ve been led to expect in the years following 9-11 then there should be some accounting for that.

Part of U.S. Airways plane breaks and falls to the ground somewhere in Maryland

Do you live in Maryland? Did you find an unknown piece of metal in your backyard this afternoon?

If so, U.S Airways and the FAA, no doubt, would like to have a word with you, as it most likely fell off the wing of one of their planes. A local ABC affiliate reports,

“The company notified local fire departments that a 17-square-inch piece of wing fell off and may be somewhere in Anne Arundel or Prince George’s County, or even somewhere near Kent Island.”

U.S. Airways officials are confident it fell off somewhere over Maryland, but they’re not quite sure exactly where. Help them out, please.

[Via Consumerist]

Photo of the Day (03/24/08)

I swear I have been there before, although I have never been at St. Maarten’s. You are trying to enjoy the beach and there is a giant plane landing right over your head. Kinda takes the romance out of it. Or, as the photographer, matt.hintsa, says: “Forget sharks, big waves, and rip currents. You might get hit by an A340!” That’s two in a row for Matt!

He captured the Air France Airbus A340-300 as it lines up with runway 09 at St. Maarten’s Princess Juliana International Airport on Friday, March 21st, 2008. The photo was taken from Maho Beach, located at the end of SXM’s runway 09.

Something tells me this photo won’t be one they’ll pick to advertise St. Maarten’s.

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