10 Worst Rock Star Plane Crashes

I hope it’s not bad luck to write about rock star plane crashes… not that I’m a rock star — far from it, but I will be getting on a plane soon. Here goes nothing! Music mag Blender put together a list of the 10 worst rock star plane crashes, and here they are in no particular order:

The most tragic of them all has to be Lynyrd Skynyrd, and not just because most of the band died. But check this out: according to Blender, “Immediately following the crash, drummer Artimus Pyle ran nearly a mile with broken ribs to get help from a nearby farmhouse, but the farmer freaked at the sight of the bloodied drummer and shot him in the shoulder with a shotgun, further injuring him but sparing his life.”

How’s that for bad luck?

Worst U.S. Airport for On-Time Arrivals. Departures Aren’t Much Better

The verdict came in the beginning of February. Newark Liberty International Airport has the worst record of airports in the U.S. for airplanes arriving on time. Only a third of them pull up to the gate when the schedule says. The departures, although, not the worst, aren’t much better.

Blame it on the same thing that ails doctors, I say. When I read the reasons for the off-schedule comings and goings, it reminded me of how you can show up for a doctor’s appointment exactly when your name is to be called and still have time to get through two or three magazine articles before you’re ushered into the examination room only to wait some more.

See, Newark shares air space with John F. Kennedy and LaGuardia airports (also on the bottom of the on-time barrel) so during busy times of the day, which means all day for these three, airlines have too many planes scheduled to take off and land at times that are too close together.

Bad weather in places like Denver and Atlanta can also influence Newark air travel. This photo, taken in January and posted on Flickr by Kevin, tells the truth of this travel woe story. Because airlines are opting to fly more smaller jets, this means more take offs and landings. Therefore, if one thing goes wrong there is a chain reaction. Like when you are at the doctor’s office and the receptionist says, “Oh, by the way, there was an emergency at 10 AM.” You look at the clock and don’t say, “But, it’s 4 PM now.” Instead, you sit back down and flip to another article.

If arriving on time is important, head to the Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky airport. Its record for on-time arrivals is the best. If heading overseas, fly out of Salt Lake City to leave when the schedule says. Otherwise, if Newark is your desination or point of departure, remember to bring a good magazine and don’t watch the time.

American Airlines Loses Two-Legged Celebrity Dog

Last week, Faith, a famous, two-legged dog was lost by American Airlines in the Orlando International Airport. This is something to behold, because not only is Faith the most photographed dog in the world… but it walks on its hind legs, standing upright! How does something like that get lost? It’s not like the airport is filled with two-legged dogs, and I’m sure if they just asked a few people if they’d seen this thing walking around, everyone would be saying YES OH MY GOD WTF? YES IT’S OVER THERE! Fortunately, the dog was found and American Airlines claimed responsibility.

I’ll leave you with a super creepy video of Faith on the Montel Williams show:


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“Golden-Age” Stewardess Photo Gallery

I’m not old enough to have experienced the “golden-age” of flying, when jet-powered planes first took the skies and young, unmarried (by law) stewardesses — as they were called then — wore brightly-colored, glamorous outfits to much fanfare. It’s tough to look back in retrospect (especially if you weren’t even alive at the time) and wonder if the outfits in this photo gallery were as ridiculous-looking as they come across today. Go-go boots, hair-protecting space helmets? What were they thinking? In all fairness, many of the outfits are completely normal looking, and actually appear to be much more pilot-like and professional than some flight attendants today. (HootersAir, I am was looking at you!) Regardless, the gallery is a fun look back into the heyday of commercial airline travel. Check it out!

Psychic is Threat to Security

Last week, police at Prague’s airport stepped up security…because of a psychic’s call: she had a premonition about attacks on airliners.

Apparently, the woman called the cops, and identified herself, saying she was a professional psychic, then described specific flights that were threatened in her “psychotronic” vision. I guess the world we live in is so crazy, the police can’t afford to ignore any warning, so they sent machine-gun-toting extra security to the airport, in their armored vehicles.

As if it weren’t bad enough at airports these days, now “professional psychics” are calling up and bothering the police about these things.