Flying on Continental later this week? Stop by Newark for free hot dogs

If you’re traveling through Newark on Continental Airlines this Thursday or Friday, stop by one of the Phoenix bound gates — you might be able to score some free goodies.

In a bid to support their team as the “official airline of the New York Giants”, Continental is celebrating by hosting a cornucopia of festivities at the Liberty Airport. In addition to the euphoric feeling of seeing Eli in the Superbowl, passengers will be subject to “Giants alumni appearances by Sean Landeta, Karl Nelson, Bill Ard and Stephen Baker, complimentary hot dogs and refreshments, decorated terminals and Giants season highlights.”

Sure, it’s lame corporate sponsorship, but you can’t beat getting free hot dogs while you’re at the airport.

In case you’re wondering, direct flights from Newark to Phoenix depart at 11:30, 12:00, 3:40, 5:30 and 7:25. Steal some extra hot dogs for me.

Undercover TSA official makes it through security with mock explosive

Transportation Security Administration news seems to be popping up all over the place. First it alerted staff that covert testing was taking place (making it not so covert), then the screeners failed to catch explosives, and then the girlfriend of one of Gadling’s own bloggers got through security without valid ID. What’s in store this week? An online CNN video showing a failed undercover test of TSA screeners.

On Friday, January 25, the lucky folks of the CNN investigate team got to follow TSA undercover official “Jason” along to the Tampa International Airport. At the hotel room he strapped on a mock explosive tucked into an elastic back strap, and upon arrival at the airport made it through security clearance with no problem. CNN, in turn, got it all on tape.

Frequent tests are run by the TSA, but rarely are they made so public. The TSA did state however that the methods used by “Jason” to smuggle his mock explosive through security are common ones found on known terror websites; the video isn’t divulging anything new.

You can watch the video here. Confused on whether to feel safe or not? Read more about TSA covert testing at the TSA official website, then decide for yourself.

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Cockpit Chronicles: How to park a 757

So you just bought yourself a 757. Congratulations are certainly in order. But when you approach the gate in Aruba for your well deserved vacation, you find no one to guide you in. They’re all just standing around waiting for you to line up your shiny new ride.

Fortunately you’ve read this blog just in time. Usually when you approach a gate, you’ll have someone from the ground crew who will guide you into the gate with wands and tell you when to stop. But let’s take a look at how to self park at a gate with an automated parking system. The version seen here in Aruba is one of the earliest types used. But this tip will also come in handy in Miami and soon JFK where they’re installing even more advanced versions. These things are popping up all over the country.

As you can see in the pictures below, there is a small box right in front of the airplane with two vertical lights (A). If you’re centered, both lights will be green. Move off to the right and the right light will turn red. So you simply position the airplane until you see two green lights that indicate you’re on the centerline.

To stop, look over to the right at the black board (B). Now just line up the lighted florescent tube (shut off in the photo below, after the jump) with the line that notes the airplane you’re flying.

How to:

Today’s flight was just a one day trip, also known as a ‘turn.’ Leave Boston in the morning for a 4 1/2 flight down to Aruba, sit around for an hour and then fly home. The total flight time is 9 1/2 hours. Any flights over 8 hours in a day requires a relief pilot which allows for each of us to get an hour break on each leg of the flight. We take the breaks back in the first class cabin which usually results in some strange “who’s flying the plane?” looks.

Oh, and for the ‘photo of the trip,’ it’s a sunset shot off the left side of the airplane that we often get while on the way home from the Caribbean. I usually take a nice picture of the captain when this happens, but I was sitting in the left seat at this point in the flight while el Jefe was back resting. So I had to be the one in the picture. Thanks to Dave the co-pilot for snapping this.

For the next trip, I’ll show you how to go to London and back without experiencing any jet lag whatsoever.

Is this the world’s scariest airport?

It’s the only airport where you can go straight from the plane to the ski slopes within, oh I don’t know, a few dozen yards. Known as the Courcheveler Altiport (yes, that’s right, they’re so hardcore they don’t call themselves an airport), the altiport is right in the middle, or shall we say the top, of the French Alps.

The entire runaway is a mere 1,700 feet and has a 18% steepness gradient. No surprise that it’s one of the must-land airports for any cocky pilot. And believe it or not, you can fly in from just about anywhere, including London (see this pilot’s recount of his journey).

The best part about flying here is not only do you get to experience the landing (video here) and takeoff, the skiing’s pretty good too, with some of the hardest black diamonds in the world.

How to get free wireless at any airport

So I’m sitting in the US Airways (I know I know) terminal at LaGuardia right now. And guess how I got online? Yep, I paid $7.95 to a company called Boingo, which supplies the wireless connection.

But now that I’m online, I just found a great little trick that lets you save that $7.95 and get free wireless Internet at any airport. Here’s all you have to do:

Add “?.jpg” after any website address. That’s it. For instance, if you want Google, just type in www.google.com/search?.jpg/.

Enjoy!