Travel Lessons We Can Learn From Summer 2007

Christopher Elliott took a couple of polls and determined that travel this summer wasn’t as bad as it seemed. 54 percent of those polled even said their summer travels had been “average.” You wouldn’t think so just by reading Gadling, let alone any other travel news.

But, Elliott concedes, that doesn’t mean there haven’t been a few rough patches. Flight delays, horrible customer service, an overburdened passport office and high fuel prices have all but made even the most enthusiastic travelers yell “uncle.”

So, what can we learn from all these? Elliott draws some lessons:


1. Apply for your passport early.

The massive backlog at the passport office continues to worsen. Since the U.S. government began requiring air travelers to Canada or Mexico to have a passport, thousands of vacations were delayed or canceled due to delayed delivery. And in 2008 all overland travelers will need a passport, which will no doubt create an even larger stack of paperwork. “Express” service has been lengthened, and what used to take 6 weeks now can take upwards of 3 months. Mine expires in June 2008 and I’ve got to get on it. However, that passport crunch might be over….

2. Air travel is actually worse than reported.

Sure, airfares are (sorta) low and there’s a decent safety record, but who cares about that when your flight’s been canceled? Not only is this possibly the worst summer ever for air travel, but it’s shaping up to be the worst year. We’ve certainly had a lot to say about it. Like here. And here. And there’s this story. And blogger Leif is on a one-man rampage against Northwest.

3. Europe sucks.

Well, Elliott is a lot classier than I, and didn’t actually use the term “suck.” That’s all me. But if you traveled in Europe this summer, you might have had a sucky time. The dollar was at an all-time high low against the Euro (for 120 days, mind you!), luggage was lost like socks in a dryer, and Heathrow was more politely described by another blogger here at Gadling as “shabby and slow” (read: sucky). However, I have a hard time imagining that Europe wouldn’t be worth all the hassle. Even with the Eurotrash.

4. Mind the gap.

It’s as if Hurricane Katrina didn’t teach us one thing about aging infrastructure. After Minneapolis’s I35W bridge collapsed, we all paid more attention to the state of bridges and highways in the U.S. But will that save lives? The Transportation Department recorded an all-time low in traffic fatalities in 2006, and 2007 is following suit. Let’s hope the bridges continue to hold out.

5. TSA really sucks.

Again, we’ve had nothing but awful news to report here on the state of airport security. From laughable errors to scary incompetence, airport security has gotten a lot of flack this summer. And it’ll probably get more; according to Elliott, the new “Secure Flight” initiative threatens to take even more of our civil liberties away, even though it claims to protect travelers’ privacy. At least there are products out there to help us have fun with TSA.


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6. High fuel prices won’t stop us from taking our hard-earned vacations.

8 in 10 travelers complained about gas prices, but in general more people were taking road trips (perhaps because their flights were canceled? Just a thought). I know high fuel prices didn’t keep me from driving the 2500 miles from Seattle to Seward — but the prices also gave me something to complain about all the way through Canada. But mercifully, gas prices dropped a bit in June.

7. If your airline blames the weather, they’re probably lying.

How many times can you use the same excuse? Can’t the weather be filed away under “ancient clichés” with dog-eaten homework and it’s-not-you-it’s-me excuses?

It’s nearly impossible to disprove a weather excuse, and by blaming an “act of God,” the airlines get out of taking responsibility for a delayed or canceled flight. I predict more bad weather on the horizon for air travel.

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The Darjeeling Limited: The Closest I’ll Ever Be to Owen Wilson

Today I got the opportunity to see an advanced screening of Wes Anderson’s new film, The Darjeeling Limited, which was filmed in India. Because I’m not very good at movie reviews, yet I feel I should start this post with a short description of the plot, I will steal from Wikipedia:

“The story involves three estranged brothers (played by Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody and Jason Schwartzman) who take a train ride through India after the death of their father. The fictional long-distance train ‘Darjeeling Limited’, apparently named after the short narrow-gauge Darjeeling Himalayan Railway, provides the backdrop for the brothers trying to grow closer together.”

The movie was so-so at best (I’m an Anderson fan), and I have a good feeling that if I hadn’t been in India six months ago, I wouldn’t have been nearly as captivated by it. Much of the movie takes place on the train (which is much nicer and cleaner than any train I ever took in India), but every once in a while the group of brothers wander into small towns and villages. In one scene, they pull up to an airport, and much to my surprise, it was one that I had spent several hours at while waiting for a flight. No, it wasn’t one of the popular ones in Mumbai or Delhi or Goa (though I spent several hours at each of these too), but a tiny, single-runway shack in Udaipur that we drove 8 hours to get to. I was completely blown away that of all the airports in India (and there’s a lot), Wes Anderson happened to choose the same dinky stretch of tarmac that I had randomly flown out of.

I don’t even remember the name of the place, but Wikipedia tells me it’s Maharana Pratap Airport (IATA: UDR) and it’s actually located 22 kilometers outside of Udaipur. Sadly, I didn’t take any pictures when I was there, so proving this story might be tough unless I can find some online. Can anyone help me out here?

Anyway, I was excited. It’s the closest I’ll ever get to Owen Wilson, I’m sure.

It’s Official. Heathrow is Shabby and Slow.

Not only is Heathrow one of the world’s drabbest airports, it also has more flight delays than any other major airport in Europe. According to statistics from the Association of European Airlines, from April to June one flight in three left Heathrow at least than 15 minutes late, with many flights departing at least than half an hour late.

The most efficient airport was Brussels where the well-organised Belgians ensured only 15.5% of flights were delayed. Further east in Cyprus, the laid back crew at Lanarca airport had 27.6% of flights delayed, but with a massive 55 minutes average waiting time.

My own personal best (worst?) was a couple of hours waiting at Panama City’s domestic gateway, Marcos A. Gelabert Airport for a flight to the San Blas islands off Panama’s Caribbean coast. The official reason given was poor weather, but I’m still adamant the flight crew were waiting for the 2006 Champions League Final between Arsenal and Barcelona to finish. When extra time was required we were never going to leave on time.

News via the www.telegraph.co.uk and thanks to d’n’c on Flickr for the photo of my least favourite London bed and breakfast.

Also be sure and check the London destination guide.

Coconuts Call Airport to Complain

See that thing up there? That’s a coconut. With a cell phone in it. Tad Hirsch — a research student who focuses on “the intersections between art, activism, and technology” — created it as a way to monitor the obtrusive sound of low-flying airplanes in the San Jose, California area. When excessive aircraft noise is detected, the coconut rings the San Jose International airport and leaves one of four prerecorded complaint messages. My favorite one says, “I’m trying to listen to my Steven Hawking book on tape and airplanes keep flying by. I can’t hear my iPod.”

I guess this is serious. Or it could be a joke. It’s billed as “art,” I think, so I guess it doesn’t really matter one way or another. Regardless, there it is; Take it how you want it. You should at least listen to the prerecorded messages because those are interesting. And maybe funny. And a bit weird. This whole thing is a bit weird. I’m scared.

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Sleeping in Airports — “Beds” for Budget Travelers

We’ve written about the expanding options for airport shut-eye, but I’d like to offer one more resource: the website Sleeping in Airports.This website has an entry for pretty much every airport in the world.

I once landed after midnight in Athens and had a 7 a.m. ferry to catch. A train to the port left at 6 a.m., so it didn’t make sense to pay for an airport hotel when I’d be there less than 5 hours. I checked out Sleeping in Airports, which advised me to stay on the baggage claim side of customs — the chairs past customs had armrests, which is only good for comfortable sleeping if you’re a yoga master who can fold yourself up like origami.

After claiming my backpack, I debated whether or not to trust the website. The baggage claim was bright and noisy, with a dinging announcement every time a new flight arrived. But if I passed customs, there was no turning back. I decided to trust the website, and stretched out under the fluorescent lighting of baggage claim. I barely woke up to catch my train, but I did groggily notice the arm-rested chairs after I passed through customs.

If you’ve got a long layover or a late landing time, check out their website to see if you should forgo the expensive nap. And when your trip is over, add your tips to the website. Travelers like me appreciate it.

Coming soon: Sleeping in Train Stations (definitely not as pleasant as airports).