Across Northern Europe: A Trip to the Airport

There were potatoes, chick peas and cauliflower cooking in green curry and coconut milk on a stove in Copenhagen, Denmark tonight. The potatoes were taking too long to cook and my flight to Berlin left at 9:25pm and it was 8:00 by the time dinner was served. The food was scorching hot and tasty and after a week or muesli and bad, pricey Icelandic take-out it was quite nice. It was 8:10 when I hurried off to the train; the flight would stop checking people in at 8:45.

Trains in Denmark seem to come quite often when you have more than 35 minutes to get to the airport, but on this occasion the little board told me it would be 11 minutes until the next train. It turned out to be more like 13 and every minute was counting because I still had to switch at the main station.

At the main station it looked like another 10-15 minute wait and I was wondering what I’d do when I didn’t make my flight. But another train pulled in behind schedule and the conductor told me it was going to the airport and I got on with 17 minutes until my flight closed.

I don’t know how many times I’ve flown, I’d guess 200 or so. I’ve only come close to missing a flight once: Fall ’01 in San Antonio, TX when I slept through my alarm until 27 minutes before departure. I took a 20 minute cab ride, ran to the front of security and found a boarding pass waiting for me at the gate. That was in the weeks after 9/11 which only further cements it as my greatest airport triumph.

But tonight, there were just four minutes until my flight closed when the train reached the airport and my two bags went sprinting up the people mover and into Terminal 1 where the departure board informed me my flight was leaving from Terminal 2.

“I’m sorry, but where is Terminal 2?” I asked the barman by the arrivals gate.

“Just to the right, about two minutes away.”

I assume he meant two minutes if you sprint because that’s what I did all the way to Terminal 2. In my bags were two video cameras, two tripods, three microphones, five batteries, several items of clothing, a sleeping bag and assorted junk. I can’t remember if I’ve yet mentioned my significantly injured left foot?

In Terminal 2 there was a Departure board listing the check-in areas for each flight. It hung above stall 112 and listed my destination as stall 143.

I huffed up to 143 panting “Berlin, Berlin” and the lonely gate agent said, “You do realize the flight closes in less than a minute?” But he was asking rhetorically because it was obvious I knew.

He handed me a boarding pass at 8:45pm and as I walked away he said, “Don’t stop running until you’re on the plane.”

Around midnight in Berlin there were many hostels with many travelers already booked in. But I found one bed available for one night and hopped a leisurely train to the city center. The hostel was very nice and modern looking and the man at reception smiled as I walked in. But it turned out they had no beds because I had mistakenly gone to the hostel with no beds instead of the one with beds. The receptionist graciously called the hostel I meant to go to and informed me they didn’t have any beds either, after all.

Okay, ready? It’s time for the moral of our story. Because the guy who runs the hostel came over and suggested they just give me an available private room for the dorm room price because no one else was going to take it anyway. And so everything worked out because everything always works out and now I have my own place to stay that isn’t a tent in the cold on an uneven hill.

Previously on Across Northern Europe:

  1. Shining a Light on Iceland
  2. Lonely Love on Iceland
  3. Iceland Gone Wild

Brook Silva-Braga is traveling northern Europe for the month of August and reuniting with some of the people he met on the yearlong trip which was the basis of his travel documentary, A Map for Saturday. You can follow his adventure in the series, Across Northern Europe.

Tivoli Gardens

I heard or read somewhere that one of Walt Disney’s inspirations for Disneyland was Tivoli Gardens in Denmark. Why not? Tivoli is a charming place. Sounds good to me. When I was in a foriegn exchange student at Copenhagen University, Tivoli was one of my most favorite places to go. I think I went three times in two months.

This is a place with a history of people watching, flower gardens and attractions. Opened in 1843, it still holds a certain simple charm. I remember that the fireworks there were among the best I’ve ever seen. I had a terrible camera so most of my shots are dark and smoky and mostly of people’s heads.

Now, here’s an interesting statement that sounds a bit Walt Disneyish. When the park was first proposed to King Christian III, one reason for the okay was that if people are amused they don’t think about politics so much. I wonder if this history fact is true. When Walt Disney designed Disneyland, one idea was to create Utopia where at least in one part of the world, people could leave their troubles at the gate.

Here’s a You Tube video that captures the flavor of what Tivoli is like. It captures some of the rides, gardens and the entertainment. Let your worries float away.

Imagining the Faroes

To imagine a land half way between two of my favorite countries, Iceland and Norway, is to imagine a wondrous synergistic blend of both nations. That is indeed what one can expect from the Faroe Islands, according to a recent article in the New York Times.

Ever since visiting Ireland, I’ve had a love for rugged, wind-swept islands and continue to search out member nations of this archipelago wherever they might lie.

The Faroe Islands are one such dollop of wonder that has been on my list for a long time now. After reading Stephen Metcalf’s account of his time spent here with local fisherman, it has now jumped up to the top of the list.

Metcalf describes the islands as “oddly green” and covered with puffins, waterfalls and hearty locals. The inhabitants take great pride in their culture and are some of the last people on this earth that use every bit of any animal they kill–which sometimes might even be a whale.

The charm ekes out even more when I start getting the feel that the Faroe Islands are much like Iceland used to be before it was “discovered” as a great travel destination.

Let’s just hope I can visit before it happens again.

The Surf is Dynamite!

Viral videos have gotten so good, it’s scary. Many folks (10 million hits at last count) were taken in by a recent youtube.com video which shows some kids dynamiting a city pond and then surfing the resulting waves.

On the grainy cellphone-cam footage, you can see kids quickly jumping into a city pond with a surfboard, while their friends run over a bridge, then light and toss dynamite into the water. The first guy then surfs the waves caused by the huge explosion.

It turns out it was a Quicksilver viral marketing campaign. Some pyrotechnics, a little movie magic, and the right government permits, and the Dronning Louise Bridge over Copenhagen’s Lake Sortedams became a surf heaven, for a while.

Maybe they’ll be trying this in Cleveland!

Bikini Bandits: Denmark’s Speed Control

There are traffic circles. There are red light cameras. There are speed bumps. Getting people to slow down when they are driving comes in many forms. Denmark came up with a rather unique solution. This is a little test to see if you can tell the difference between a real news story or a fake one.

Bikini Bandits was created by the Danish Road Safety Council to slow down speeders. That is true. This video was part of an ad campaign. The story, though, is a made up news segment about these speed control gals. Bikini Bandits don’t really exist. I have to admit, though, when I first saw this video, I thought there really are such traffic police and I’ve been to Denmark. I even lived there. Also, according to Duncan’s TV Ad Land, Spotlight on the World the news show featured is a made up show as well. Seriously, I’ll believe about anything.