Red Corner: GDR Museum

When the Berlin Wall finally toppled, East Germans disposed of their communist era goods and lifestyle as fast as humanly possible.

The change was so thorough that visitors to eastern Berlin today have to search very hard to find artifacts from the communist era. In fact, it is difficult to tell which side of the city you happen to be on if you don’t have a map handy; the former East has been westernized that much.

Fearful that all remnants of the communist era would eventually disappear, curators began collecting material from the period and have now organized a museum detailing what life was under communism.

The recently opened GDR Museum in Berlin houses 10,000 items donated by those who lived through this period. The museum highlights the mundane, the horrific, and the absurd.

Visitors can step into a replica of an East German apartment loaded with communist goods which have otherwise disappeared from society. Other exhibits reveal the insidiousness of the secret police, the crappy engineering behind East German automobiles, the bland packaging of consumer goods, and countless other reminders East Germans would rather forget.

While the museum has mostly been designed with tourists in mind, many East Germans I’ve met have a strange nostalgia for the period and will most likely visit the exhibits as well. “Not everything was bad in the GDR,” my friends often tell me. They fondly, and perhaps selectively, remember the foods of their youth and a handful of other consumer items which no longer exist. A visit to the GDR Museum will be a nice trip down memory lane for such people–as long as they avoid the Stasi exhibit.

Dirt Cheap Rental Cars in Europe

It is sad, but true. The cheapest rental cars in Europe typically come equipped with stickers advertising the rental car company. And, no, we are not talking subtle advertising here. The car companies, Alimex in the Czech Republic, and others, such as Sixti (renting similarly “stickered” Smart cars for as little as $6/day, as well as other cars, all over Europe) do it.

The car in the picture is a Skoda I rented in Prague to drive to Switzerland, not realizing that it would look like this. Needless to say, the circus-car made quite a few heads turn around the upscale Lake Geneva. BUT, it did cost less than a dinner for two in Lausanne. In fact, if you drive this thing in Switzerland, it is quite likely people will just pick up dinner for you out of pity.

One thing about it is practical. When someone asks you how much you paid for the rental, you can just point at the door, which prominently displays: 450Kc/day. (That would be some $20/day, even given the sad state of the dollar these days.) Of course, it only works if they didn’t notice the price from a mile away…

Oktoberfest Flirting

There is a new twist this year to the bacchanalian orgy known as Oktoberfest: flirt cards.

Find yourself at a table with some beautiful foreigner who doesn’t speak your language? Simply hand them a little card with pre-printed phrases such as “I fancy you” or “Carry me home” and if the words aren’t too blurry, you might just be in luck.

At a festival where 6.1 million liters of beer are consumed, I’m not sure that those looking to hook up really need much help. In fact, lascivious activities are so common at the fest that the Germans have a word for babies conceived during Oktoberfest: Wiesnkind. According to The Times (UK), Wiesnkind translates as “between the tent pegs at the Oktoberfest.” Or literally, the location of the inebriated groping.

The Times has a few other great tidbits about Oktoberfest which are well worth checking out–such as which songs are banned from singing within the beer halls because they are sung with such gusto they “break local noise pollution laws.”

Alice!?! Who the **** is Alice?

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’ve never been to Oktoberfest.

And, you should seriously think about going before it ends October 3.

Photo of the Day (9/21/06)

I just love the bright colors and hazy mist that this photo captures of last year’s Oktoberfest. Having attended this annual festival a number of years ago, I can attest that the colors become less bright and the mist heavier as the evening wears on.

And then, of course, there’s the smell of sweaty Germans, spilt beer, and cigarettes that fortunately cannot be conveyed through photography such as this.

Nonetheless, great shot!

Word for the Travel Wise (09/20/06)

Holiday Park in Germany is celebrating 35 years and has a horde of specials for the season running up until November 5, 2006. If your family is going on holiday in Europe put this one on the list for the kiddies, but only if they’re good.

Today’s word is a German word used in Germany:

ankommen – arrive

You can find audio and German slang at BBC Languages, who continue to impress on the online scene. They probably have one of the BEST FREE German language guides on the net. Make no mistake in passing this one up! When it boils down to it there are several good sites to learn the Deutsch lingo. Deutsch Lernen and German for Travellers are two other good picks. First Step World offers study abroad courses in Munich and Berlin.

Past German words: vorglühen(s), krieger, bolzen, durchgeknallt