Sherpa Breaks Everest Record

Doing the same thing over and over again is one of the curses of any job. It’s boring, repetitive, and mind-numbing.

Take for example, the case of Apa. This poor working stiff is a Nepalese Sherpa whose job it is to guide foreign trekkers up the face of Mt. Everest. Every day it’s the same thing; put on the pack, lead the tourists, eventually summit, go home to the wife and kids. Yawn.

Working for the man has never been more tedious. And now, Apa has managed to break a world record for workplace repetitiveness. The worker bee has summited Everest 17 times, more than any other person on this planet.

Let’s all hope Apa lands that prestigious Employee of the Month placard for going above and beyond the call of duty. If that bitch from accounting gets it again, I’m going to puke.

Bear Grylls Breaks Himalyan Paraglider Record With “Petrol-Powered Paraglider”

Bear Grylls — otherwise known as the filthy British guy in Man vs. Wild — literally soared into the record books yesterday after he completed a “petrol-powered paraglider” flight over the Himalayas. Wonder if he saw Conrad Anker?

Shivering through mind-numbing temperatures of -76°F to pass the 29,500-foot-mark — almost 10,000 feet higher than the previous powered paraglide record — the adventurer/explorer had to carry his own air on his back, as the oxygen is too thin to supoport life at that altitude.

Promising that he’ll never do anything as dangerous again, Bear told The Telegraph, “It was the hairiest, most frightening thing I have ever undertaken in my life.” Think he’s exaggerating? Check out the photo gallery and video The Telegraph is hosting, and I bet you believe him!

If you want to learn more about the record, check out GKN Mission Everest, which chronicles the preparation and adventure.

Keira Knightley and The Vacation High

And now, in celebrity travel gossip news…

Keira Knightley, the svelte star of Bend It Like Beckham, found herself while on holiday in the Himalayas. Keira told Elle Magazine about her journey through the remote area: “No-one knew me or cared what films I’d been in.” The 22-year-old added that her eyes were opened, and she now wants an obscure life instead of “the celebrity thing.”

Ah, yes, I’ve heard this before… This is a little something I like to call “The Vacation High,” and it makes you want to stay on your dream vacation forever. But you know what? The High never lasts because trips are meant to be temporary; They separate you from reality just long enough for you to forget (or ignore) your ordinary life. Call me a cynic.

Don’t get me wrong; I think Keira Knightley is great, but I also think her post-travel euphoria will most likely subside once Disney offers her $10 million to star in Pirates of the Caribbean 4: Return to the Caribbean.

(Thanks, Kelly!)

Is Travel Causing the Planet’s Demise?

Is travel ruining the environment? John Rosenthal in his article, “Is Traveling Destroying The Planet?” ponders the question.

I’m thinking back to years ago when I visited the Grand Canyon and had to compete with monstrous RVs for parking spots. But, then, there’s the time I caved to luxury on a trek in Nepal. Four days in, I paid for a hot bucket of water for a “shower.” Even though I had read that the wood burned to make the hot water was a deforestation project of sorts, I succumbed to the notion of “just this once.” I did make sure I relished extra hard the feeling of being clean. Besides, it was Christmas.

I’ve heard that hunters are among the biggest environmental champions because they know that if they don’t take care of their natural surroundings, they’ll lose their pastime. So, perhaps those of us who travel are more sensitive to the earth we walk on, rappel down, whitewater raft through, climb up, or buzz by in some form of transportation to get us from here to there.

If we didn’t travel, what then? Parts of India were in a panic after 9/11 because tourists weren’t coming. My mom, who visited us that December to January was the only person on her group tour to the Taj Mahal and Jaipur. She felt compelled to buy not one marble inlay table, but four, and loaded up her bag with marble inlay boxes for everyone she knew. She might have been the only customer for days.

Seeing the Amazon Rainforest, perhaps leads to us wanting to save it. India takes care of the tiger preserve Ranthambore National Park, that Erik Olsen wrote about in one of his Gadling posts, partly because it’s a money maker. When I visited Ranthanbore, one of the people piled onto one of the big trucks without a prayer of seeing a tiger, I bought a hat and gloves from someone in a village we passed since before sun up its wicked cold there. After our hotel dinner were the requisite traditional dancers for the evening entertainment. Each activity put money in people’s pockets.

In the US, tax money is funds national parks and forests. This is one of the reasons why the Wayne National Forest has ORV/ATV trails. People who can get far into the woods in an afternoon, particularly people who can’t walk that far, have some desire to protect it.

I do wonder about the space travel trend? Charles Simonye, an American tourist billionaire just returned from his two-week trip to a space station. At what point will it cost less than $25 million to take in a space station for summer vacation? Drop the price to even $10 million and several celebrities are in. How long before there are trips designed purely for tourism?

I don’t have any answers, but reading John Rosenthal’s article got me to ponder some more about thoughts that travel through my head when I’m traveling.

Mt. Everest: the Highest Point on Earth?

Most of us learned early in life that Mt. Everest was the highest point on earth. Today the mountain is lusted after by adrenalin-hungry climbers looking to stand on the top of the world. But is Mt. Everest really the highest point on Earth?

It depends on how you look at it.

Because the Earth isn’t a perfect sphere, but actually an “oblate spheroid” — meaning it bulges at the equator — there’s another point on the planet that is actually closer to outer space than Mt. Everest: an inactive volcano in Ecuador, Mt. Chimborazo. Although the mountain stands almost 10,000 feet below Mt. Everest, the equatorial bulge extends its peak 1.5 miles further into space.

“If you define ‘highest’ as highest from sea level, Mount Everest is still champion,” says NPR’s Robert Krulwich. “But if you want to stand on the place on Earth that is closest to the moon, that would be Mount Chimborazo!”