China’s first adult theme park never able to open

The first sexually explicit theme park to be erected in China will never welcome its first guest. The park was torn down because of criticism from public officials. In particular, the artwork was a bit much for the politicians’ sensibilities.

Love Land, as the park was to be called, was scheduled to open in Chongqin in October. The park would have offered exhibits on sexual history and workshops for guests on how to improve their love lives.

The lack of subtlety, I suspect, made things difficult for Love Land. The sign at the front had a woman’s legs – with a red thong just above – straddling the park’s name. Over the weekend, city officials ordered the park’s destruction, calling it “vulgar, ill-minded and misleading.”

Click the pictures to learn about other unusual amusement parks, from a park based on the works of Charles Dickens, to a park with a ride called “Dog Fart Switchback,” to a park that’s twice the size of Disneyland.

Flint police cracks down on sagging pants

Traveling to Flint, Michigan anytime soon? Better keep those pants up!

Flint’s new police chief is planning to crack down on sagging pants that expose too much skin (or boxers.) Chief David Dicks feels that “this immoral `self expression’ goes beyond freedom of expression; it rises to the crime of indecent exposure/disorderly persons.”

Under the order, anyone with exposed buttocks could be arrested on “a misdemeanor charge of being a disorderly person, punishable by up to a $500 fine and three months in jail.”

Hmm, I wonder why they don’t fine girls for wearing thong-exposing low-cut jeans?