Flint police cracks down on sagging pants

Traveling to Flint, Michigan anytime soon? Better keep those pants up!

Flint’s new police chief is planning to crack down on sagging pants that expose too much skin (or boxers.) Chief David Dicks feels that “this immoral `self expression’ goes beyond freedom of expression; it rises to the crime of indecent exposure/disorderly persons.”

Under the order, anyone with exposed buttocks could be arrested on “a misdemeanor charge of being a disorderly person, punishable by up to a $500 fine and three months in jail.”

Hmm, I wonder why they don’t fine girls for wearing thong-exposing low-cut jeans?