Remember when we told you how there were signs that prohibit kissing in the Warrington Railway Station in the county of Cheshire, England?
We also mentioned that their “freaky” sign (right) “looks like Mark Trail kissing a grown-up Lisa Simpson.”
Want one?? ‘Cause now they’re on eBay.
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. Now you, too, can declare a No Kissing Zone in your own home. Maybe just casually leave the sign in your parents’ bedroom. Whatever helps you sleep at night.