How to still fly if you’re on the no-fly list

There’s been countless stories, here at Gadling and elsewhere, of people mistakenly added to TSA’s no-fly or terrorist watch lists. In fact, the lists currently hold 700,000 names–which simple logic should tell you means more than quite a few are just hapless law-abiding citizens.

Even names like John Thompson and James Wilson are on the lists. Scary! If you’re on it, you face a multitude of hassles: no online check-in, no use of the airport kiosks, incessant questioning by ticket agents, extra pat-downs at the security checkpoints, and sometimes even detention (which means missing your flight).

So what’s the easiest way to avoid all this? Not the official Traveler Redress Inquiry Program, or TRIP, which was started last year and serves as the formal process for getting yourself off the list. Surprisingly, the best solution is the easiest: use your middle name. Most often the watch lists do not include middle names and you’re allowed to fly with just middle name – last name.

Pilot’s mental breakdown causes emergency landing

Early Wednesday, an Air Canada flight from Toronto to London Heathrow had to make an emergency landing in Ireland because the pilot apparently suffered a mental breakdown midair. BBC reports that he was shouting he wanted to “talk to God” when they were taking him off the plane.

After an 8-hour delay, all passengers eventually made it back to London. The pilot is now “in care”. Something tells me his career as a commercial pilot is history…

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Ever seen a plane this cool?

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Flying nude, or How to take it all off before you take off

A German travel agency has come up with a titillating new offer for the nudist on the move– naked flights. The agency will accept bookings on Friday for a July 5 trial flight from the eastern German town of Erfurt to a Baltic resort called Usedom.

At around US$800, tickets are pricey, which is somewhat surprising considering what the airline will save on nuts.

Reuters has the full story:

“‘It’s expensive, I know,’ managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. ‘It’s because the plane’s very small. There’s no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other.'”

“The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess. The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons.”

Before you rush to book a flight, keep in mind the general rule about nudists: they’re rarely the people you actually want to see naked. [Now here comes the nudist hate mail…]

Still interested? Book here.

Airbus A380 Panorama Cockpit View

Pilots enjoy checking out new and unfamiliar cockpits. Maybe it’s because we’re still flying airplanes that were developed twenty or thirty years ago. In fact, it seems like we have to wait ten years at a time to see any new technology show up in the form of a new design.

So most of us have salivated over the 787 cockpit picture that hasn’t changed in a few years, and waited patiently for detailed images of the A380’s front office — but why not give us more to gawk at, Boeing and Airbus?

Well, someone listened. This panorama shot of the A380 cockpit really puts you in the ‘drivers’ seat.

Now if we could just get the same look at the 787. What do you say, Boeing? Throw us a bone while we wait on your beautiful Dreamliner!

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Join Kent at Cockpit Chronicles which takes you along on each of his trips as a co-pilot on the Boeing 757 and 767 out of Boston.

Flying on Continental later this week? Stop by Newark for free hot dogs

If you’re traveling through Newark on Continental Airlines this Thursday or Friday, stop by one of the Phoenix bound gates — you might be able to score some free goodies.

In a bid to support their team as the “official airline of the New York Giants”, Continental is celebrating by hosting a cornucopia of festivities at the Liberty Airport. In addition to the euphoric feeling of seeing Eli in the Superbowl, passengers will be subject to “Giants alumni appearances by Sean Landeta, Karl Nelson, Bill Ard and Stephen Baker, complimentary hot dogs and refreshments, decorated terminals and Giants season highlights.”

Sure, it’s lame corporate sponsorship, but you can’t beat getting free hot dogs while you’re at the airport.

In case you’re wondering, direct flights from Newark to Phoenix depart at 11:30, 12:00, 3:40, 5:30 and 7:25. Steal some extra hot dogs for me.