Symbolic figurehead helps inaugurate Heathrow’s new terminal

Yesterday Queen Elizabeth II helped celebrate the opening of Heathrow’s newest terminal, an $8.7 billion structure that is now the largest free-standing building in Britain. “My warmest congratulations go to everyone who has worked on this highly impressive building; it embodies many achievements of which you can be rightly proud,” she said.

The terminal will be used exclusively by British Airways, whose shareholders footed the bill for this massive project. Proponents of the airport expansion say that the new terminal, which will first be used by passengers on March 27, will allow passengers to move more quickly through check-in and security. Environmentalists and other critics of the project say the new terminal will lead to more flights and more pollution. Which, of course, it will.

In other news, British Airways says they’re modifying their security procedure to coincide with the introduction of the new terminal. Passengers who don’t arrive at the airport at least 35 minutes before their flight is scheduled to take off will be stopped at security checkpoints and forced to re-book, instead of being allowed to run for the gate Home-Alone-style.

More here.

What makes a good airport?

With the controversial Heathrow Terminal 5 getting ready to hit the spotlight, the question on the minds of thousands of travelers is: What actually makes a good airport?

BBC thinks it is the following five attributes:

  1. Signage
  2. Building design
  3. Transport links
  4. No queues
  5. Retail

In general, people are skeptical that Heathrow will ever be able to accomplish all of those (even with the $8.5 billion Terminal 5). The model airport? Simon Calder, Independent’s travel editor, says: Marseilles.

More dress-code quackery on Southwest Airlines

We just had a link sent to us by another blogger out in the ether about another incident in which Southwest Airlines (WN) asked someone to change clothing.

As told by Chadrick Baker on crowvalen.com, WN flight attendants we’re concerned by his shirt that said “I’m a fuckin’ genius” and asked him to do something about it. Initially she asked him to take it off, but let’s be honest, do you think she wanted him to walk around bare chested?

When asked by Mr. Baker about what the airline’s policy was on the issue, she would only state that it was a “family airline” and insisted on him finally putting a jacket on. After the exchange, he awoke when a flight attendant was in the aisle next to him facing the back of the plane, saying “K, seriously.” On the way out, that same flight attendant and an officer were at the front of the plane, but didn’t say anything to him.

Whether or not these last two events were with regard to his t-shirt, he didn’t know. But he maintains that the shirt was fine to wear, pointing out that he received several compliments about it from other passengers, including a little boy’s mother.

And he’s right, in that regard. Southwest doesn’t really have a policy on what one can and cannot wear — you could probably show up in a thong and a sombrero and argue that you should be allowed on the flight.

But should you? I feel like certain attire is appropriate for certain occasions. Were you to wear something like this to a bar, like this guy did earlier in the week, I bet most people would get a kick out of it. But if you’re wearing it in an environment where people sensitive to the word might be offended, like the library, grocery store or airport, you should probably wear something that isn’t going to irk half of the people out there. Why run the risk?

And don’t give me any crap about not being allowed to wear what you want in public — this isn’t about your first amendment rights or an airline’s policy. It’s about respecting the passengers around you and setting a good example.


Other crazy airline craziness:


Breaking News: Man runs onto runway at Heathrow

Heathrow airport is currently in chaos and on high security alert after a man with a rucksack jumped over the perimeter fencing and ran onto the runway.

20 emergency vehicles were sent, the man was arrested, sniffer dogs and explosive officers have been called in. No one is hurt and there isn’t any more information on the man yet.

Drunks, mentally unstable and protesters have done this before, but this case is particularly suspicious as tomorrow the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh are due to open the new terminal 5.

Certain flights have been delayed or canceled, it is therefore advisable to call the airport should you have a flight today or tomorrow. You can watch and get constant updates on BBC.

Continental faces manslaughter charges for Concorde crash

It is hard to believe it has been 8 years since the Air France Concorde crashed. I still remember vividly the image of it on fire.

Now, a French prosecutor has asked judges to bring manslaughter charges against Continental over the crash outside of Paris in 2000 and recommended similar charges against two Continental employees and two French officials, BBC reports.

A French inquiry said the crash, which killed 113 people, was caused by a metal strip from a Continental Airlines plane, which shredded one of the Concorde’s tires as it took off from Paris’ Charles de Gaulle airport and caused the fire.

A judge should decide to accept or deny this request in the next few weeks.