If You Live in Crete, What Does That Make You?

I am leaving for Crete today. A week of enjoying the sun, the culture and the great Greek food. Stay tuned!

Something has been on my mind though: is the word “cretin” related in any way to the inhabitants of Crete, the Cretans?

After some web research, this is what I have found about the word “cretin”:

  • in the original sense: a Christian
  • Webster 1913: condition of endemic or inherited idiocy, accompanied by physical degeneracy and deformity (usually with goiter), frequent in certain mountain valleys, esp. of the Alps
  • Derived from the inhabitants of Crete, where apparently indoor plumbing was an early innovation in Roman times, but unfortunately the material chosen to make the pipes was lead, resulting in an increase in the prevalence of congenital idiocy to such an extent that “inhabitant of Crete” became synonymous with “Idiot”, and if some speculation is to be believed, contributed to The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

Urban legend?

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Cleaning up the Cabbies

Across Malaysia, taxi drivers are being fined up to 3 days’ wages for crimes such as un-tucked shirts, wrong-colored shoes, or off-white rather than true white hues.

In a country where most customers are happy if the lowed-paid driver uses the meter, bringing on the fashion police seems pretty harsh. I certainly never paid attention to my driver’s attire. But I always paid attention to my fare.

The Commercial Vehicle Licensing Board is out to make a fashion statement, requiring that all drivers wear dark trousers and shoes with white shirts. Socks are mandatory.

The Board claims it wants all drivers to present a professional image. What do you think? In a developing nation, is it important that low-paid workers put up a professional front?

[via Reuters]

Making the Most of Disneyland if You Only Have a Day

I’ve been to Disneyland four times and Disney World twice; none of these outings were any longer than a day. Instead, I’ve gotten to know a bit about how to make the best of a short time and feel satisfied at the exit gate. Although I’m not an expert, here are some strategies that have worked for me and my gang—or at least for me, and doesn’t that count?

1. Having a plan is one way to cope with the crowds and the excitement when you get there..

Once, when I went with a group of special education high-schoolers, there was only 6 ½ hours to pack in what we could. (We flew out of Albuquerque, New Mexico and back in the same day.) Still, that was enough to hit everyone’s must-see attractions and eat lunch at the Golden Horseshoe. (This is a quick service restaurant with a show that suits every age group.) One reason everyone felt cheerful about their choices throughout the day was that everyone knew what they wanted to see beforehand. I had maps sent to us so the students could plot out their strategies about what they wanted to see most and what attractions were near each other so they could hit those at the same time. They knew which way to go to get to their choice destinations before we entered the gate.

2. Know how to beat the crowds, or at least get ahead of them.

Start from the back and move to the front. Many people start at the front and move towards the back. In the beginning of the day, the ride lines will be shorter further back. The reverse happens by the end. Also, when there are two lines, pick the one on the left. More people go right. If you’re passing by a ride you really want to go on, get a Fast Pass. This is the ticket that will get you on the ride during a certain time period. I only remembered to do this for Splash Mountain and it worked great. We went to the Fast Pass kiosk at Splash Mountain, scanned our park admission tickets, got the next available Fast Pass tickets which were for about 1 1/2 hours later, went on another ride, and then headed back when it was our scheduled time. Then we skipped on through without spending loads of time in line. I wish we had done this for Peter Pan’s Flight ride. That line was horrific all day long and I didn’t think of the Fast Pass until after it wouldn’t have done us any good since we weren’t going to stay that late, so we never went on it. The photo is of the Splash Mountain lines. If you click on the photo, you’ll get a larger image where you can see where it says Fast Pass. (Thanks to Cookie Bandit on Flickr.)

3. Don’t approach the day as if everyone has to stick together the whole time.

Also, the students were allowed to go where they wanted to go with designated meeting places. This kept everyone happy since they could follow their own heart’s desire instead of taking in rides they didn’t want to go on or waiting for someone to make a decision. This strategy also works when you are with multiple ages. This past Christmas day when I was at Disney World with my exuberant 5 year-old son, my 14 year-old daughter and my 71 year-old father (my husband opted out) my daughter and I went on Splash Mountain while my dad and son took in Pirates of the Caribbean for the second time. When she and I went on Space Mountain, they went on Buzz Light Year again. Knowing which rides are near each other can help.

4. Take time out to regroup by eating a healthy, relaxing meal.

Each time I’ve been to either place, we’ve stopped for a sit down lunch in a restaurant. This helps to get some relaxing and regrouping time in. Even with the high-schoolers, I insisted that we meet up for a meal. Regrouping around a meal gives the sense that you are sharing the experience somewhat. From what I’ve experienced, the restaurants are affordable, the quality is good and you can make sure if you have kids, they get something healthy, at least once instead of grabbing French fries to nibble at in line.

5. Stay for the fireworks.

There’s something about that last burst of fireworks that says, okay, if we go now, we won’t have missed anything. They really are fantastic. Even if it means bedtime is going to be late, it’s the Magic Kingdom.

6. Spring the money for the plastic ponchos if it rains.

I’ve been caught in the rain twice and each time we bought the ponchos. They aren’t cheap, but staying somewhat dry is worth every penny. If this is your one day, make it a good one. You can buy them in about any of the gift shops. As a hint, if the kids size runs out, buy the adult size. You can tie up the corners of the bottom to make it shorter and it actually keeps a child drier. This is a tried and true fix.

7.. Decide how much money each person can spend on souvenirs beforehand.

Because both Disneys are essentially grand marketing tools to get you to buy everything Disney from morning to night-they’ve got to be the biggest gift shops on the planet-be clear about what the buying rules are. My son bought the smallest Stitch doll (Lilo and Stitch) that I could find towards the end of the day. Our dog has since chewed it up, so I’m glad I didn’t fold and let him go nuts.

8. Pick the day you go wisely. The middle of the week has less people.

The great thing about going to either of these places during the week now, is that with school kids back in session, the lines should be more manageable-just go during the week.

9. Buy tickets on-line beforehand so you don’t need to wait in line at the gate.

I’ve never done this, but it makes sense. As the instructions warn, the e-ticket, is a ticket so protect it like you would a regular ticket.

Get more information on Disneyworld in Orlando.

National Geographic Launches “Places of a Lifetime” for Travelers

On Thursday September 6, National Geographic launched a new website, Places of a Lifetime, which is a continuation of its 1999 article on the world’s top 50 destinations.

The site currently profiles 10 cities (but plans to have 50 by spring of 2008), with slide shows, essays from Pulitzer Prize-winning authors, and travel tips for when you go. Tips include places to stay, eat, and shop for different budgets — and there’s more. Each city guide has 3 walking tours, recipes, books and movies, cultural tips, must-dos, and maps.

I checked out Washington D.C.’s profile because I just couldn’t imagine what type of regional recipes might be included. The President’s Humble Pie? Not so much. Instead I found Maryland Crab Cakes, a mint julep recipe, and Georgia Brown’s French Toast (yum!). While including recipes may not be practical, it’s a move that definitely got my attention.

In all, the website is easily navigable, provides interesting tips, and — in true National Geographic style — has pretty photos. For now it’s a good place to start when you’re in the beginning processes of planning a trip.

Shades of the Past Classic Car Show and a Crumpled Side-Door

Yesterday at the auto body shop where I took my car after an intersection mishap, I swapped some car talk with an insurance adjuster and the head of the body shop. The adjuster was fairly bouncing on his toes with excitement when he talked about his upcoming trip to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee for the Shades of the Past 2007 Rod Run. He’s probably heading there now since it’s happening September 7-8.

I frankly don’t know much more than squat about cars, but as I was listening to my new car shop buds talk about this event, I got thinking that I ought to hop in my car and head there myself. Problem is, I can’t really get in my crumpled driver’s side door and climbing over the console from the passenger side has its limits.

From what they said, this is the classic car event to go to–3,000 will be on display, none older than 1972. The car that caught my eye is the replica of the 5W Deuce Coupe that actor Paul LeMat, “aka,” John Milner drove in the movie American Graffiti. (This is the car in the photo) LeMat and Cindy Williams, who played Laurie Henderson, the girl who headed off with Milner to make her boyfriend, Steve (played by Ron Howard) jealous until the car crashed, will be signing autographs over the weekend. The car adjuster was also enamored with the thought of winning a classic car. The two to be given away are a ’32 Ford High-Boy Roadster and a ’68 Chevy Malibu Big Block, 4-speed, Black Red. I’m not exactly sure what they are, but I bet they’re sweet.

If you’re looking for a classic car event or any car event closer to you, the Web site HotRodder.com is filled with links.