Flint Creek Valley Days: Philipsburg, Montana

Flint Creek Valley Days in Philipsburg, Montana is the kind of small town festival where everyone is involved–even the tourists. This was our fourth. The highlight for me is always Saturday’s. People park their trucks and hatchbacks on Broadway (the main street) with hatches up and gates down for the best view. Kids come with empty shopping bags ready for when the candy flies. Every one who is in the parade throws salt water taffy, Tootsie Rolls, Dum Dum lollipops and bubble gum into the crowd while waving and calling out to friends and neighbors. Anyone with a business is in the parade along with various clubs.

The other big draw is Sunday’s car show. I’m not an huge car person, but these are beauties. My favorites are the cars that people add extras to show them off such as an old-fashioned car hop tray, the kind that you used to get at a restaurant with a Drive-in.

This year, a week ago today, while I waited for the parade to start, I sat next to a lovely older woman who shared the back of her open hatchback with me while she told me town news. She grew up in Philipsburg and recalled stories when the mines were in full swing. Over the years she’s seen the town shrink and expand with the economic times.

Besides the main parade there’s a kiddie parade on Friday night where kids dress up and ride or walk through town before ending up at a carnival. We missed it this year, but this was one of my son’s high points when he was three. My Flint Creek Valley Days high point was a few years ago when I ran in the 5K and got ribbon.

A pancake breakfast, a logging competition and live bands on Friday and Saturday night add markers of things to do in between moseying down the street browsing the vendors’ wares and picking up some street food. If you’re thinking of visiting Philipsburg, this is one of the liveliest weekends of the summer. It’s always the last weekend in July. Here is a list of other town events–some past and others still to come.

Testicle Festival: Adults Only

Wednesday was the first day of the Testicle Festival. I’m wondering if it’s going on as usual, though, since there are fires blazing near Clinton, Montana where this yearly event turns this mostly quiet place into five days of whooping it up in what I would describe as all in good, but not that clean fun. As my husband said when I read him the details, “It’s not something to take the kids to.”

The festival started off on the grounds of Rock Creek Lodge with No Panty Wednesday where attendees could trade in their underwear for a free drink. Yesterday was the tattoo contest and body painting. Those might sound sort of tame, but how about today’s Ball Biting Contest ? This is not really what it sounds like–well it kind of is. Rocky Mountain oysters are involved (bull testicles). If you’re speedy on a tricycle, you can compete in the Undy 500 tricycle race or you can try your skills catching a slicked up pig. Oil wrestling, a nut eating contest and a wet T-shirt and Hairy Chest contest round out the activities that say leave your inhibitions at the gate. Along with the free wheeling frolics, the festival’s signature dish–bull testicles are served up filleted, beer-battered, and deep fried.

So why the Testicle Festival? According to the creator, Dr. Rod Lincoln, the name has a certain ring to it. The nickname, The Testy Festy is just as catchy. Somewhere between 10,000 and 15,000 people attend. I’ve read both numbers.

This is truly adults only entertainment–people under 21 are not admitted. The $15 admission cost is good for the whole thing whether you go for a few hours or everyday. Here’s a write up from Legends of America that mentions similar events, if one isn’t enough.

Skybus, First Hand Experience: At the Airport

With a 7:05 AM Skybus flight out of Columbus to Bellingham, Washington, we got to the airport at 5:30.

Tip 1: Check-in on-line; it makes life easier. We did and I was glad. (See post) Almost as soon as we walked through the sliding doors at the Skybus check-in, a Skybus person looked at our boarding passes, IDs and tagged our bags before we could even get them to the check-in counter. In a few steps we handed them to the bag screening guys before heading off for fun games called “Airport Security” and “Find Your Gate.”

Tip 2: When booking your tickets on line, double check that you’ve entered the names that you use on your official identification. It cuts down on anxiety. The missing letter on my husband’s name on his boarding pass (I left off the last letter of his legal name) wasn’t a problem either. Smooth sailing.

Tip 3: Even though Skybus doesn’t have a check-in desk at the gates–at least I didn’t see one–the other passengers will tell you which line to stand in.

Tip 4: Find a place in line and then go to the bathroom. At the gate there were three areas marked with line dividers-group 1, group 2, group 3. These lines crossed in front of the restroom doors and the drinking fountains which added to a bit to the lane confusion, plus the waiting room seats took up a fair amount of standing room. It seems there needs to be less waiting room seats since most people were standing or sitting on the floor in line. If you want a seat choice on the airplane, waiting in line is important.

In this mishmash of lines, I didn’t see a Skybus person in the mix. Someone was calling out flights over the loud speaker. Not long before it was time for us to board, that loud speaker person said, “No food is allowed on a Skybus flight.” I thought of the bag of snacks and bagels I so cleverly packed. “Give me a peach,” I called out to my husband and ate it like a mad woman. We finished off the fruit before boarding-I took one more bite before showing our boarding passes to the person who had magically appeared at the gate, but we didn’t dump the packaged snacks. No one checked.

Once on the plane, it turned into about any other flight of just enough room, oxygen masks if needed, and cushions that turn into flotation devices. The Skybus crew was busy almost the whole time passing out drinks and food to those willing to buy. The prices are doable. $8 for breakfast, but the coffee machine was broken for some of the flight. The handy crew fixed it eventually, but I held out for my java until after we landed.

The flight landed in Bellingham, Washington 10 minutes early and all four of our bags showed up at the airport. All in all, not bad.

The biggest positive was the flight was direct. As prices go, ours wasn’t all that cheap since we missed out on the deals, but Bellingham is an easy access airport. Would I recommend Skybus? Yes. I do have to say, I missed getting those little bags of pretzels and drinks though, and at times I really wished it might have been possible to talk with customer service. Not that I had anything to say really, but it’s odd to be a people person and not have anybody to talk to. We’ll see how our return flight goes.

For more photos of the Columbus to Bellingham flight (or it could have been the other way around,) click here. Marada has taken a bunch of them and posted them on Flickr.

Who Buys This Stuff? 12 Food Related SkyMall Finds

Oh how I love SkyMall. I’ve never purchased anything from the magazine, of course, but it provides literally minutes of entertainment on a long, boring flight. For some reason, I can never resist flipping through the pages at least once, even though I’m absolutely certain I will never purchase a single thing found inside.

The folks over at YumSugar.com skimmed through the pages and picked out the wackiest food-related products, including one of my favorites: the Fiesta Station Buffet. Nothing says “authentic” like a lime-green cart built specifically for housing the contents required to build a taco. I always picture a dinner party: Husband and wife walk into the kitchen. Husband: “Honey, are we at a Mexican restau–oh, no, it’s one of those taco stations from SkyMall. How authentic! I thought we were at a Mexican restaurant!”

YumSugar did a great job picking out the idiotic items, but they forgot one — another personal favorite of mine: the Pop-up Hot Dog Cooker. The description reads: “Operating much like a pop-up toaster, this unique kitchen appliance lets you easily prepare two hot dogs (complete with toasted buns) in minutes.” You know, as opposed to the hours and hours normally required to cook a hot dog.

Foodie Stuff Found in the SkyMall Catalog at YumSugar

Gallery: Candy From Around the World

Candy is another one of those items you come across while traveling that is uniquely different than what you’re used to at home. I’ll often pop into a grocery or convenience store wherever I may be to check out the strange candies. Like I said about police cars, they “seem so familiar yet remain absolutely different and strangely interesting.” They make great gifts, too — they’re cheap, and small enough to pack plenty for your friends back home. Here’s a collection of different candies found from every corner of the globe: from Mexico (above — thanks Cybele!) to South Korea and beyond. Check it out!


Turkey (the country, not the bird)


Guess where this one is from?


These are from Iceland!


Spain


South Korea


Sorry ladies


Israel


Vegan gummies from Germany, Vampire-themed!


From Finland

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