Around the World in 60 Pubs: Sure To Be A Real “Brew Ha Ha”

Though intriguing, the Thirsty Swagman‘s Round-the-World Pub Crawl reeks of bruised knees, torn clothes, and aching heads: “60 Pubs. 30 Days. 15 countries. 4 continents. 1 hell of an experience! Get ready for the ultimate drinking and travel experience! A round-the-world ticket, and a list of pubs… it’s one trip you’ll never forget.” If you can remember it in the first place.

Promising there’ll be “no boring sightseeing, no early wake-ups,” the crawl kicks off March 2008 in London, and hits some of the world’s most “intoxicating” destinations:

Imagine sharing your pictures: “Here I am in a bathroom in Europe. And here’s one of me and that guy…in…um…I think we’re in Mexico. And this is some girl…I think she was on the trip…we mighta hooked up…we’re in…um…man, it was awesome!” Feeling chuggish? You can reserve your spot for as little as $9500, all inclusive.

[Via Vagabondish]

Fat Teens to Live off the Land in Australia

A group of portly British teens are about to visit Australia’s outback and live amongst the Aboriginals in a twisted new reality show.

“Fat Teens Can’t Hunt” places ten overweight teens in an eat-or-die situation in which they will hunt, kill, and then consume their daily meals instead of just getting them supersized at the nearest McDonalds.

According to a Reuters report, the kids will “survive for a month on ‘bush tucker’ including witchetty grubs, local berries and grasses.”

Grasses?!?!

Geez. I’m not sure if this makes me laugh in a sadistic sort of manner, or actually feel sorry for these poor mopes.

Nonetheless, we all know that the outside world will sit back and laugh their collective heads off as some blubbery teenager chases down a flightless bird and consumes it squatting on his haunches.

Isn’t reality television just great!

City Surf’s Audio Walking Tours for the “Un-Tourist”

According to City Surf, “Guidebooks show you which neighborhoods are cool to visit, we show what’s cool IN those neighborhoods.” Indeed, City Surf has created audible walking tours of some hip Toronto hang-outs, including Kensington Market, St. Lawrence Market, Yorkville, and The Annex.

To use the tours, you download one of the 30-40 minute tours, load it into your iPod, and hit the streets. Rather than having your nose buried in a guidebook, you slip on your earbuds and listen to what makes the area unique. Spaced out, listening to your iPod, you’ll look just like a local.

The only downside is that the tours run $9.99 CAD (about $9 US) per download. A little steep? Maybe. But the music-filled sample tracks City Surf has posted sound like they’re brimming with great insider tips that’ll let you experience the city the way the locals do. I’ve never gone on an audible walking tour of a neighborhood. I imagine I’d have to do it twice: once to learn the tips; and a second time to feel like I’ve really immersed myself in the place.

Not heading to Toronto? Montreal and Vancouver tours are in the works.

[Thanks, Ali!]

Lunarama: Where To Go To Get Your Food On Late-Night

If you’re planning on staying out late in an unfamiliar city, you might want to check out Lunarama before you go.

Organized by city — almost all of which are in the US — the site feature tons of user-submitted suggestions for all-restaurants and joints. To see how complete the site is, I searched for some of my own favorite places:

  • In downtown Atlanta? Try The Majestic, a diner I used to frequent that hasn’t closed its doors once since 1929. Perfect for calming down after boogeying at Blind Willie’s.
  • Bloomington, Indiana’s Falafels serves some of the tastiest gyros I’ve ever had. Perfect for after a day hiking in the area’s nearby parks.
  • Indy’s Red Eye Cafe‘ll make ya squint, but the food is great. Head there after you drink steins at the Rathskeller.
  • The Big Pink is a great place to go in Miami, post-clubbing or after a long day at the beach.

A Canadian in Beijing: Hands in the Air at Beijing’s Midi Festival

One of my goals before arriving in China was to take in the live music scene here. That hasn’t been difficult in the least. In fact, it’s been difficult to balance getting up early for my part-time classes after taking in so much live music.

One of the prominent live music events of the year in Beijing is the MIDI FESTIVAL. Well, it’s prominent in the underground music world, that’s for sure. This festival takes places between May 1st and 5th in an urban park in the eastern Haidian district of Beijing. That’s quite close to where I live and I have been planning to attend this festival since arriving.

So I did.

Truth be told, I applied to perform at the festival when I was back in Canada. There was an advertisement via Sonicbids, an online submission service that I subscribe to and that enables the submission of one’s music for consideration for all kinds of events or services. I was not “awarded” a slot at the festival (although, it was a contest for a single opening and I’m sure there was stiff competition) and at the time I was relieved by this verdict, considering I would not have my band with me. While in attendance this week, however, I wished that I had known how to go through other channels to request a solo spot. I was truly missing the stage as I sat on the grass in front of it. And, I knew that my music would go over well there.

Perhaps next year?

The Midi festival is modeled after North American festivals. There are several stages with simultaneous music, food kiosks with greasy food, diverse markets (though both booths and sidewalk style, which is very Beijing), disgusting port-a-potties and cheap beer for sale in plastic cups. There’s lots of litter and sporadic tents set up on the edges of the site and, let’s not forget the requisite muddy sections in front of the main stage as evidence of hundreds of feet packed tightly against the stage, moshing across five days.

I was there on the final day, having just arrived home from Shanghai and deciding to take in at least one day of such an important musical event. Everyone who is anyone was there. It was a cool kids’ hangout and I simply had to go!

Unlike most visible grass in China, you can SIT on it at this festival and I spent a fair amount of time doing just that at the folk stage, feeling nostalgic about festival season in North America. Lawns in Beijing are not common and, besides, grass is considered dirty thanks to the regular deposit of urine, litter and dust. As a result, there are often “keep off the grass” signs or fenced off sections of what little grass I have seen. Seeing people sprawled across the expanse of green here at this public park was a very non-Beijing sight and it added to the nostalgia for home.

I went to the festival with Traci (see pic of us here, in our “cool” poses!) and she introduced me to several interesting people connected to the music scene in Beijing. I’m slowly making my rounds and finding that people are quite receptive to my interest in building my career here. Traci was also handing out flyers for an event this weekend called the “Maple Rhythm Beijing Concert,” which was a concert scheduled for after the Midi festival and featuring Canadian music. I was happy to see my friends’ faces on the flyers that were landing in the hands of the Beijing hipsters: Vinnick, Sheppard and Harte; The Jimmy Swift Band (no, there is no “Jimmy Swift” and we’re not related!); Alun Piggins; and The Road Hammers. (I have met the promoter for this event, too, and he is considering us for a tour next year – fingers crossed!)

I met up with other friends then and enjoyed a flip-flop between various stages. I took in some excellent Chinese and international bands from folk to hip-hop to rock, most notably “ZouYou” (or “Left, Right”) which was a Chinese progressive hard rock band with amazing musicianship and stage presence. Dave Stewart (from the Euthymics) was the Friday night headliner but he was unable to attend. In his place, he sent Imogen Heap and Nadirah X who each did a couple of songs and blew the audience away. I love Imogen voice and Nadirah X’s lyrics were incredibly powerful and politically potent. Another female artist, a famous Chinese pop-rock singer, also sang but I do not know her name. She garnered a huge applause from the audience when she took the stage, as though her presence were a big and welcome surprise. If anyone reads this and can tell me her name, I would really appreciate it. It was too loud to ask anyone and then it was too late.

Midi was co-sponsored by Greenpeace and I was surprised to see this, considering their radical environment actions and (I’m going to generalize here) the Chinese government’s typical aversion to radicalism! Between sets, the big screens showed hardcore live footage from recorded attempts to stop the transport of nuclear devices on ships, animal rescues, demonstration against polluting corporations, etc. It was incredibly moving to watch and the ten minute short was on regular repeat.

All of these performers (the three women mentioned above) finished off their set by collaborating on a song that was written for Greenpeace. It was empowering and got the audience excited despite the language barrier. The previous big screen visuals had helped to bring the points home without words being necessary.

I left the site late in the evening feeling filled up with music and reminded of how powerful live performance can be. Hands in the air in musical solidarity seemed to me to be another universal sign of camaraderie, belief, and commitment to being part of a movement. Whether or not our aims are the same, music has a cauterizing effect and brings people of all backgrounds and ideologies together, rocking in a crowded cradle of potential.

We can.