Lancaster, Pennsylvania hotel must stop operating under Days Inn brand

As the Clinton and Obama campaigns crisscross Pennsylvania in advance of next month’s key primary there, we all can be reasonably assured that one place aids and campaign vols won’t be staying is the Days Inn Lancaster.

Why? Two reasons, really. For one, it’s the dirtiest hotel in Pennsylvania. And for another, it technically doesn’t exist anymore.

Days Inn Lancaster ranks ninth in TripAdvisor’s annual who’s who survey of the dirtiest hotels in the U.S. Now it seems that the Wyndham Hotel Group, which owns the Days Inn chain, is doing something about it. The company has handed the Days Inn Lancaster a cease and desist order from operating under the Days Inn brand.

The hotel had been independently owned and operated in a franchise arrangement. Wyndham spokesman Rich Roberts tells the Washington Post that the move was a result of the hotel “failing to meet quality standards.”

Ah, but this doesn’t mean that this sleazy place is shutting down entirely. The Post called the hotel, which confirmed that it would continue to operate, just without Days Inn signs, logos, etc.

My recommendation if you find yourself in Lancaster, hard up for a place to stay: Sleep in your car.

New ‘Zip Lane’ debuts at Bob Hope Airport in Burbank, California

The Transportation Security Administration is making a big fuss over its new Zip Lane screening line, which made its national debut yesterday in a trial run at Bob Hope Airport in Burbank, California.

Now, I’m one of those who never considered Bob Hope that funny. But this Zip Lane has the makings of being a gut-buster. It’s essentially an express lane for business travelers carting one very small bag, i.e. a brief case. The lane is open from 6 a.m. to 8 a.m. and 4 p.m. to 6 p.m., — peak business travel time.

A TSA spokesman told KABC TV in Burbank that since there will be less bags for screeners to check, the line will move twice as fast as regular security. Uh-huh. I’ve traveled at those peak business times, and seen many corporate types with only a laptop bag in the regular lines. In fact, seldom do the regular lines move faster than early in the morning. So, the TSA is banking on less baggage to screen at times when there often is…less baggage to screen.

Still, the Zip Lane does not eliminate the procedures that really slow down lines: Shoes, belts and jackets still need to come off. Laptops still need to be pulled out.

Not surprisingly, few interviewed on KABC TV yesterday found much to praise about the express lane. “Well, so far it’s not very express,” one traveler, Dorothy Johnson, told the channel. “I’ve been waiting in line about half an hour.”

The TSA response? “When you’re talking a 15 minute wait at the security checkpoint and you save somebody five minutes, that’s a third of the time they don’t have to wait at the security checkpoint,” a spokesman told the channel.

Security officials admit the Zip Lane is not perfect, and they will be ironing out bugs in the coming months. But the TSA hopes that if it proves successful, express lanes can begin popping up at airports across the country.

But I have my doubts. I mean, how good a litmus test is Bob Hope Airport in Burbank? Let’s see them test this sucker at O’Hare.

Talking Travel with Will Wilkinson

Will Wilkinson is a policy analyst at the Cato Institute, whose work focuses on topics like happiness research and economic inequality. He is also the man behind an economics blog called The Fly Bottle, which discusses not only economics, but pop culture, morality, politics, and freedom of movement. Will has also written for publications like The Economist, Slate, and reason, and he makes regular appearances on Bloggingheads TV.

I recently asked Will a couple travel-related questions via e-mail, and here are his responses:

1. My parents have a wedding anniversary coming up. Why should I buy them, say, a trip to Hawaii or an Alaskan cruise rather than a new flat-screen TV?

You should buy them what they want! If they don’t like traveling, bring the world to them — in HD! But if they’re indifferent, go for the equivalently-priced trip.

According to psychologists, we are prone to “adaptation” or “habituation,” the tendency for changes in our experience to become the new normal. When you jump into a swimming pool, it’s really cold at first, but then suddenly it’s not. Getting new stuff is a lot like that. After a while, the novelty of a sweet flat-screen will wear off, and Seinfeld reruns will be no funnier.

Travel, however, constantly stimulates our taste for novelty. Habituation is precisely why people feel they are “sleepwalking” through their daily routine–the familiar recedes into the deep background of consciousness and only changes register. That’s why you feel more “alive” in a new place: your mind takes very little for granted. You are awake to everything. Also, long after mom and dad have retired their once-new TV, they’ll still value the memories of their trip.

2. Travelers to poor countries often remark that many of the locals seem happy with their lives– they have tight-knit families, close communities, and busy but ultimately satisfying lives. Not to mention that they are often more hospitable to travelers than inhabitants of more developed areas. So why do the world’s poor often appear happier than the world’s wealthy?

I don’t know about you, but I’m from Iowa, and people in Iowa are plenty nice. People in lots of places are plenty nice. We are just more likely to take notice of new kinds of nice. Also, you should always be aware of power differentials. You are a rich, powerful, exotic, foreigner. And perhaps also an exploitable, gullible rube. People are often exceedingly nice to those with more money and power, because they might get something out of it. That sounds cynical, but its true, and the larger the differential in wealth, the more likely it is to be true.

Second, habituation cuts both ways. We can become accustomed to a fair amount of deprivation, and when other good things are scarce, we hold on tight to what we do have — mainly people close to us. So poor people who aren’t sick or starving may be fairly well satisfied, relative to their expectations. That said, poverty is objectively terrible, and we never completely adapt to it subjectively. That’s why in international happiness surveys the poorest countries cluster toward the bottom and the richest countries cluster toward the top. Other things equal, richer people are happier. If rich travelers think the world’s poor are happier than the people back home in the U.S. or Germany or wherever, then they are probably making a mistake. They are probably underestimating the importance of wealth and overestimating the satisfactions of family and community ties you cannot escape.

3. In your research, what have you found to be the happiest and most unhappy places on earth? What sorts of values, institutions, customs, etc. are responsible for the difference?

The happiest places on earth are wealthy, free, liberal, tolerant, democratic capitalist societies. The least happy countries in the world are either the poorest, or those that have had a hard time making the transition out of communism.

4. Do subjective happiness surveys really tell us anything meaningful about the well-being of people worldwide? If a poor man from Haiti says he’s a “6 out of 10” on the happiness scale, and a wealthy doctor from San Diego says he’s a “5,” shouldn’t we just throw these numbers out the window?

We should take them with a big grain of salt. But the consistency with which happiness scores correlate with other indicators of well-being, like wealth, health, freedom, educational attainments, etc., does a good deal to vindicate their validity.

5. You recently did a Bloggingheads diavlog with Geography of Bliss author Eric Weiner. What was your opinion of that book?

It is a wonderful mix between a Bill Bryson-style travelogue and pop social science. It’s the most fun-to-read introduction to happiness research I’ve seen. In fact, I found myself mildly bitter that Weiner was the first to have the idea of traveling the world looking for the happiest places. A great idea, entertainingly executed. The bastard.

Check out past Gadling posts on Will here and here.

Spring Break scams: Ohio’s AG is on the case

It’s spring break, you’ve arrived, and the “resort welcome” that was to meet your group at the airport is nowhere to be found. Hoofing it to your digs, the hotel’s front desk has “lost” your reservation. It finally materializes. Sorry, your package isn’t really all-inclusive: booze is extra. Oh yeah, and the package requires your group to spend a day touring time shares.

O.K., so such a chain of events is not likely to befall many spring breakers, but spring break scams do exist, and the fine print certainly has a way of spawning surprises. (I for one have been a victim of the time share caveat on a package to Cancun that seemed too good to be true).

Maybe that is what’s got Ohio Attorney General Marc Dann spooked. Dann issued a news release today telling students to stay vigilant during spring break this year and avoid travel scams, the Associated Press reports.

Beware the low package price, the undisclosed second-ticket requirement and, yes, time share pitches, Dann warns. The release appears short on specific scams, and there doesn’t seem to be much context to explain why the state’s highest ranking law official chose to go to the media with such a bulletin (though I’ve partied with Ohio State folks during spring breaks of yore and can say it’s probably not a bad idea to reach out to the state’s young minds).

Here are some concise ways to protect your wallet from scammers this spring break. The site is obviously run by a packager, but it still makes sense to keep some of this stuff in mind.

And women, beware the guy with the video camera prowling around Fat Tuesday’s, or wherever you happen to be, promising that “no one will see this”…

Budget travel: Arthur Frommer (who else?) chimes in on 2008

As the mighty greenback slides ever farther down the global monetary toilet, what traveler out there isn’t thinking about how to stretch his or her money more on the road this year?

Travel guru (I cannot decide whether to preface that with ‘universally acknowledged’ or ‘self-described’) Arthur Frommer is chiming in with his 10 best travel bargains for 2008.

Not surprisingly, Asian destinations are well represented: China, Vietnam and Bali all break the top 10 (China and Vietnam occupy the top two spots on Frommer’s list).

But Asia is dwarfed by the number of budget travel destinations located in the Western Hemisphere: Panama, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, the Dominican Republic, Chile and Argentina are all touted for being good antidotes to our dollar doldrums. And hey, give it up for Sicily, representing Europe on the list.

Old Arthur seems to be in a list-making mood. Today he chimes in with another compendium, this one dealing with the 14 most significant recent developments in travels. Consumers won’t be surprised to see the dollar’s decline topping the list (though the greenback has been sliding for, oh, nearly a year now, so it seems to me Frommer is stretching a bit to describe that as a ‘recent’ development).

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