Skiing in the London Underground


The man in the video above found the perfect spot for downhill skiing. The location is clear of skiers and snowboarders, requires no lift ticket, and… lies beneath London? Yes, you read that right. Though, it’s not so much a back-country trail as it’s the longest escalator in Europe.

The footage shows the anonymous skier hurtling down an Up escalator in London’s Angel Tube Station. He could have endangered the lives of anyone going up the moving walkway, but luckily it was clear. Officials from the London Underground subway system have seen the YouTube entry and derided the stunt as “dangerous, stupid, and irresponsible.” I agree with the tube authorities, but — you have to admit — it was probably a really, really fun ride.

Face It, You Know You Want to Attend the World Beard Championships

The International German Beard Championship wrapped us last week. Some 200 participants from all over Europe showed off their elaborate, and sometimes bizarre, whiskers. If you missed the hairy competition, don’t worry, you can catch some more close-shave action at the upcoming World Beard and Moustache Championship, scheduled for September 1, 2007 at The Brighton Centre. (Tickets are available now.) The biennial event will take place in Anchorage in 2009.

With beard and moustache clubs the world over, the general categories for such hair-raising contests include: Moustache; Partial Beard; and Full Beard. Each umbrella category then has sub-categories falling beneath it.

In 2005, Beard Team USA’s Toot Joslin took top honors in the Sideburns category, while 21-year-old rookie Jack Passion finished third in the highly competitive full beard natural category, which many consider the marathon of the WBMC. These men are working hard to earn their places in history in September.

If you want to learn more about the efforts of these and other whiskered fellows, check out BTUSA’s blog, which claims, among other things, that John Bolton was recently invited to join the team. Also, don’t forget to reserve your copy of Splitting Hairs, the documentary about the 2005 World Beard Championships.

Pickpockets Foiled: Prevention or Luck?

A few years back, when my son was a year-and-a-half, we traveled to the United Kingdom on a week-long vacation. The day we went to London for a sightseeing whirlwind was the day we almost lost the diaper bag to a pickpocket. We were heading down the steps of an Underground stop when my husband noticed it floating away from underneath the stroller where it was tucked in the compartment under the seat.

It was a perfect scene for a theft. We were jostling down the steps carrying the stroller between us with our son still strapped in while keeping track of our 10 year-old-daughter in the crowd. The diaper bag was the least of our worries. My husband’s quick reflexes and his loud voice rescued the bag and prevented the thief’s disappointment in finding out that he only landed Pampers.

This was not the first time I experienced an aborted robbery. Twice in Banjul, the capital city of The Gambia, I was rescued from the experience of losing my wallet. The first time, my friend noticed the jostling and shouted, “Check your wallet.” That was enough for the thief to drop it at my feet. I never saw him because we were in a crowd. The second time, I felt a tug on my bag and caught the guy with my wallet in his hand. “Give it back!” I roared and my wallet ended up back in my possession.

Getting pick-pocketed happens most often in crowds in metropolitan areas. Here are some tips about how to protect yourself from theft. Even though the city mentioned is Chicago, the tips are universal. Being aware is number one. There are also suggestions on how to organize what you own so everything valuable can’t get stolen. Keep your belongings in various locations and out of reach. Since the diaper bag only held diapers, it wouldn’t have been the worst thing if it had gone missing. With a peeing toddler though, it wouldn’t have been fun. Here’s another article on how to protect your money. The photo, by serretuaccidente on Flickr is of a sign in London. Go figure.

UK Man First To Run Around the World

I once ran four miles at once. That’s right, four. How did I do it, you ask? Years of hard training, that’s how. Unfortunately UK runner Robert Garside has got nothing on me — he ran around the entire world!

It took him nearly 6 years to run through 30 countries over 30,000 miles. And this was his 4th try at it.

Not everyone believes his story, however. The 100km Association — “Britain’s only specialist ultra running club” — claims that he “has flown over, or missed out altogether, countries he initially claimed to have run through.” However, nearly three years after the attempt, the Guinness Book of World Records officially listed him as the first man to run around the world.

So it’s settled. He officially ran 29,996 miles more than I did.

Winners of UK Contest Get to Join Mile High Club

Frinton, a small English coastal town, is not exactly a hot bed for swingers. Nevertheless, their Big L radio station is gaining interest among the sexually adventurous, thanks to a contest that offers winners a chance to join the mile high club.

To win, couples need to describe — on air — how they’re growing old, with the most pathetic tale taking home the grand prize — sex on a plane.

After being selected by a panel of judges, the two self-appointed champions of lame old people will be flown to Atlanta, GA, where they’ll be put on a private jet — complete with champagne and a double bed.

Love, it appears, is in the air.